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I was on a jury once where the defendant showed up to court on the first day wearing the exact same outfit as the “unknown suspect” seen in the surveillance video of the crime. I’m talking the same style, same colors, everything. The moment the video was shown, you could practically feel the entire room notice it at the same time. Within seconds, the judge called an immediate stop to the proceedings.

Hope say nor be country wey God tell Abraham make he comot from we dey so?

not to be a lesbian but you know when you're kissing a girl and it's good and soft and she runs a hand through your hair and you feel her smile into the kiss? fuck i'm gay

don’t bring yo ass around tryna fuck up my peace just ‘cause you ain’t got none.

What would you do without me?

I had to stop smoking weed cause it made me masturbate for three hours every time i got high

The funniest thing about ADHD is that people assume we forgot. We didn’t. The files are just archived until something triggers them.

My brother Ejibo was released earlier this morning after serving 7 years and 4 months in prison for a crime he didn’t commit. May God heal Nigeria 💔

Having a collection of incredibly cool stickers as a kid but being so utterly terrified of "wasting" them on the wrong surface that you just kept them in a drawer for years until they lost all their glue.

they said chase your dreams and i slept

i hate when couples have ONE fight and post "SINGLE" like bitch...i fight with my parents and you don't see me posting ORPHAN

When Bro n I were arguing who was better at fifa n he starts making jokes about if I have kissed a girl in years

a girl at the bar came up to me to say "you're really handsome.......... that's all I got" & after she left a nearby girl said " wondering, did that work?"

I will NEVER forgive Rob for breaking up the 2020 Lakers

All of the lawyers disappeared into the back with the judge. About ten minutes later, everyone came back out and we were informed that the defendant had decided to accept a plea deal. To this day, it’s still one of the most surreal things I’ve ever witnessed.

I was on a jury once where the defendant showed up to court on the first day wearing the exact same outfit as the “unknown suspect” seen in the surveillance video of the crime. I’m talking the same style, same colors, everything. The moment the video was shown, you could practically feel the entire room notice it at the same time. Within seconds, the judge called an immediate stop to the proceedings.

You gotta be a different type of female to like a light skin nigga 😭😭💀

WiFi+food + my bed + a little weed

"My relationship with sleep is complicated. When it's time to sleep, I don't want it. When it's time to wake up, I need more of it."

"why would you post that" idk bitch shit made me giggle

Cozy Vibes❤️🥺