Michael Harrison

We’re at a weird point in society when Trump attacking right wing podcasters is considered worse for him than being featured 1,000’s of times in the Epstein files #trump #usa #maga

Whenever someone says a food is good for you, I always wonder what it tastes like with chocolate #foodie #EatingRight #chocolate

I am starting to think alot of Americans don’t know what a Puerto Rico is! #Halftime #BadBunny #America

No argument, both half times were better than the game! #nfl #Halftime #football

I am so happy I have a family friendly halftime option for this sport where men give each other brain damage! #Holy #NFL #halftime

Trump’s “Board of Peace” includes Putin. That’s like inviting Diddy to a counsel for Female Rights #trump #America #President

Yep…I went there! Imitating the shock on their faces was fun! #comedy #follow #bekind #ICE #ReneeGood

@ElaniKitten Happy birthday!

I'll be 30 in 30 minutes!!

I heard Trump already wants to pardon Nick Reiner #trump #RobReiner #statement

An injured Bo Bichette gets a homerun because hurt people hurt people! #BlueJays #WorldSeries #MLBPlayoffs

@patterballs Thanks buddy!

@MichaelHComedy this is great.

If Dodgers lose, it’s probably because they didn’t spend enough #LosAngeles #WorldSeries #BlueJays

When we win, we’re efficient! #WorldSeries #BlueJays #MLBPlayoffs

Yeah, the Jays are lucky he isn’t on their team! #BlueJays #WorldSeries #MLBPlayoffs

I guarantee the scariest thing that the Dodgers is going to see on Halloween is the Blue Jays #BlueJays #MLBPlayoffs #WorldSeries #WeWantItAll

Sorry, has Ohtani been playing? Haven’t noticed #BlueJays #LosAngeles #WorldSeries

Anyone watch the Jays/Dodgers game tonight and feel ripped off that you only got 9 innings? #BlueJays #ladodgers #WorldSeries

A blind booker gave me her email and asked me to let her know my avails. I emailed her and she hasn't responded. Do you think she saw it? (This is all true, I swear!) #Booker #comedy #gigs

Bill Burr defending Saudi Arabia is the new Dennis Rodman defending North Korea. #RiyadhComedyFestival #comedian #BillBurr

If a comic bombs his set in Riyadh, do they get 72 virgins? #RiyadhComedyFestival