Mike's The GOAT

If the USA is so awful, why do people get upset about getting deported? An all expenses paid trip out of this horrible country, right? Maybe there's another reason for illegal immigrants? Maybe a new race of slavery for people to piss on?

@SportsCenter I picked them to win it all

Real ones knew 🧠 Did you pick the Wolverines to go to the title game in your bracket? 😮

Michigan is the first team ever to score 90+ points 5 times in a single NCAA Tournament.

MICHIGAN DESTROYS #1 ARIZONA TO ADVANCE TO THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP 🏆〽️

BREAKING: 2026 5⭐️ guard Brandon McCoy has committed to Michigan! The 6’5 190 pound prospect from Chatsworth, CA chose the #Wolverines over Duke, Kansas, Baylor, Arkansas and 15+ others Brandon is ranked 11th nationally, No. 1 combo guard in the country via On3sports He averaged 19 points, 7 rebounds, 4 assists, and 2 steals as a senior. He led Sierra Canyon to a 30-1 record and a state title in California #GoBlue

BREAKING: Devil is dead. Ayatollah Alireza Arafi, second highest leader of Iran, responsible for making anti women law & killing of thousands of Iranian women for not wearing Burqa & Hijab, has been killed in overnight US-Israel strikes on Tehran.

@Underwood_szn I'm hoping that they don't need him. Michigan is deeeeeeep. Just got to watch the fouls

Win this shit for Yaxel. He's been the heart and soul all season long and he goes down. Step the fuck up and get this done for him. We got this man

@donguriweb It's a classic

バックトゥザフューチャー観てる🙂 やっぱり面白い

@girl_honne_labo Happy Birthday!!!

あの…ここを通りかかったみなさん。 実はわたし、今日が誕生日なんです🥹 年齢は四捨母乳したら30歳です🫶 このポストが目に入ったら良かったらおめでとうをいただけませんか🥹？

@WilliamShatner We'll see after the game 😂

How is everyone’s weekend?

BREAKING: An evacuation is underway for the second pilot, who has been LOCATED. Praise God.

@Hunter_Eagleman Tom freaking Hanks

Robert DeNiro

@nikutaberuru Not just cherry pie. Thanksgiving normally brings a lot of baked goods 😁

日本人たちは アメリカのママがチェリーパイを 焼いているって信じている。 アメリカのママは チェリーパイを焼きますか？

Woman goes on a date, leaves to use the restroom, comes back and her date ordered food for himself but didn’t order her anything. His reason: “Given your size, you don’t need to eat anymore.” 😭😆

@makotopic My Mom loved black licorice and I never understood why. I was fine with red licorice, but the texture isn't the best. Lots of better candy out there 😉

せっかく自動翻訳機能がついたので本場のアメリカ人に聞いてみたいのは、「リコリス」とかいう見た目も味も食感も完全にゴムのあのお菓子、みんな子どもの頃は本当においしいと思って食べてたんだろうかということ。

@morgan_rabi Chili would be great for you to try! There are many unique ingredients that people add to chili to make it their own. I've had a lot of different chili recipes, and I always like it 😋

アメリカのフォロワー達、BBQとコカコーラ(ピーナッツ入り)意外だと他どんな食べ物や飲み物がおすすめかなあ。実はデカい肉もコーラもあまり得意じゃなく…🥹 やっぱりKFCが定番？？アメリカングルメ食べる流行りに乗りたい〜！🇺🇸

One of the most powerful videos you’ll ever see. (Hint: you can’t detest Democrats enough)

@HAPIOKI I like root beer floats

一度間違ってコイツを飲んでしまったら最後！やみつきになって沼るヤツ。 A＆Wのルートビア知ってる？

@TomSteyer STOP GROOMING KIDS!!!!!! Bunch of perverts

Trans people deserve to have a life where they feel accepted and valued. That's why days like today — Trans Day of Visibility — are more important than ever. We have a government that wants to hurt the LGBTQ community, and if we don't stand up for our people, they win.

@TheReckoning___ @cobainkurt35 @ManaByte A laser won't work because the Earth isn't flat. End of story

@MichiganMike23 @cobainkurt35 @ManaByte A laser won’t work (air isn’t perfectly clear) but there are hundreds and thousands of instances with microwaves and radio waves, ones that do NOT bounce off the iono

Well this is awkward

Until recently, Hamideh Soleimani Afshar and her daughter were green card holders living lavishly in the United States. Afshar is the niece of deceased Iranian Major General Qasem Soleimani. She is also an outspoken supporter of the Iranian regime who celebrated attacks on Americans and referred to our country as the "Great Satan." This week, I terminated both Afshar and her daughter's legal status and they are now in ICE custody, pending removal from the United States. The Trump Administration will not allow our country to become a home for foreign nationals who support anti-American terrorist regimes.