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Kyrie Canaan โ
โข Former Thief (occasionally still steals here and there.)
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โข Former Merc
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โข Current Detective
โKeep trying until you find the Job that suits you best!โ
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@MidgarsThief
A former delinquent from Midgar's Sector 5 who becomes a detective.
Midgar เนเธเนเธฒเธฃเนเธงเธก Aralฤฑk 2025
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โLet's save water together.โ
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Spins le bottle โจ
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Kyrie:
1 HP.
1x Steal Materia
Limit break: Hug
VS
Kadaj
20000 HP
17x Materia
Limit Break: Jenova's grudge
Winner: Kyrie OuO
Putting Reader on her lap โจ
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๐: Kyrie breaking up with Evan is not canon.
I just write Kyrie this way because I have never seen a Evan Acc on here so I like to keep her single for more shipping options.
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๐: The worst part is Aerith more than likely knows that telling her this would lead to more superstition around her person, but she does so anyway because it's the final words of those passing much like Elmyra's husband.
She can't ignore their voices. .
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โHeal me after Work .แโ
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โI actually did, but Shinra's Military presence is scaring away my customers now.แโ
โฏโฏโฏโฏ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฟ๐๐๐.@ShinRasRufus
As if you pay taxes anyways.
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๐: It's kinda sad how Aerith's ability got misinterpreted :/
She probably just heard the voices of Kyrie's passing parents and gave the message to her.
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Now drop them Taxes .แ .แ .แ
โฏโฏโฏโฏ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฟ๐๐๐.@ShinRasRufus
(Breaks the 4th wall to stare blankly at the camera). โฆ.
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โIt's true. ..แ His name was Kadaj. I dunno how realistic his goal was, but knowing Shinra you probably still keep Jenova Goo somewhere in your basement. . Sooooo you're welcome. ..แโ
โฏโฏโฏโฏ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฟ๐๐๐.@ShinRasRufus
โUh-huh โ sure, right. I completely believe that this would happen and Tseng would fail to inform me. In fact, I completely believe that Tseng, leader of the Turks, would side with a low-life nobody.โ
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โWhile you were busy holding speeches, Tseng and I took down a Jenova Fanatic. He said I can call upon the Turks whenever I'm in danger.โ
โTaxes are endangering me .แโ
โฏโฏโฏโฏ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฟ๐๐๐.@ShinRasRufus
โ/your/ Turks? Pahaha โ oh cโmon, whatโs this new scam?โ
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โI'm telling my Turks.โ
โฏโฏโฏโฏ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฟ๐๐๐.@ShinRasRufus
โNo.โ
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โI'm beat and broke. . Can we skip taxes this month?โ
GIF
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โWhat's a full nelson?โ
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|| Quick reminder that this Aerith Discourse is a fundamentally American type of discourse.
No Japanese fan will look at Aerith and make the assumptions self loathing miserable Americans do.
Ignore it. Enjoy FF7 for what it is. You're dealing with Larpers here.
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