Mike Palmer

@LisaCChilds Hi @LisaCChilds just noticed this from Rich Selby, are you still in need of design support? Thanks.

@R_A_SELBY @LisaCChilds thanks @R_A_SELBY !

@LisaCChilds @MikeDesignedIt

The fact of the matter is this, my awful experience tonight was online, but still shook me, if that had happened face to face, I’d be seriously terrified. It’s not ok to pursue someone who is telling you no. Hopefully I can get back to tweeting daft rubbish now. Diolch Twitter ♥️

Date has just cancelled on me for tomorrow. Not postponed. Cancelled. That’s it. I’m putting myself back on the shelf. It’s where I belong. And that my friends, is where I shall stay! I know where I am when I’m on the shelf. The shelf is my comfort zone.

It’s a four sugars in my tea kinda day today. Treat myself.

@MikeDesignedIt He’s talking to me there.

If I’m at your house, and you say to me “would you like an Irish Coffee?” And I say “I’d love an Irish Coffee thank you”, then you make me an Irish Coffee which tastes amazing and actually looks like an Irish Coffee, I’d probably fall a little bit in love with you.

@MikeDesignedIt If he makes it I’ll be a lot in love.

Welcoming in the festive season with another cold sore. I really am a herpes magnet. Form an orderly queue boys.

@MikeDesignedIt My son’s favourite gif that. I think he thinks he’s Simon Pegg out with his mother 😂

Who here likes pints?

@Cathintheattic1 Who's Ben?

If Friday were a box of chocolates.

I’m still in my pyjamas. Haven’t even had a swill in the bosh. Grubby cow.

Still haven’t had a mince pie. Woeful.

@Cathintheattic1 It isn't time.. bugger of yourself.

@MikeDesignedIt Bugger of Scrooge.

@MikeDesignedIt Knock it off now 😂😂

The I’ve been stood up for my lunch date, now I’m all at sea selfie.

@MikeDesignedIt One son’s loss is another son’s gain.