Mike Topp

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Mike Topp

@MikeTopp

hee/haw

Pottersville เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2009

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Mike Topp@MikeTopp·2 Kas

My favorite movie

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Vashi Nedomansky, ACE@vashikoo·8h

Stanley Kubrick predicted Pete Hegseth and a bald president back in 1964.

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Mike Topp@MikeTopp·1h

I love life and life loves me, I’m as happy as can be, A happier man nowhere exists, I think I’ll go and slash my wrists.

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Hesse Philosophy@HermannHessed·12h

“The problem with introspection is that it has no end.” ―Philip K. Dick

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horse dentist@equine__dentist·17h

STOP THE CAR

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They Might Be Giants@tmbg·18h

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Mike Topp@MikeTopp·2h

I tried using sign language, but I don’t really know any sign language, so it mostly just looked like I was flipping the cop off.

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Mira Gonzalez@miragonz·1d

does anyone else have dreams where they can't stop sleeping

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Mira Gonzalez@miragonz·1d

the fact that he even has a french manicure

DatPiff@DatPiff

Afroman makes police officer cry hearing the songs he made about her being played in court 😂

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Mike Topp@MikeTopp·2h

@Goran76920294 @RaymondPettibon I don’t care a lick about the fashion world, although they seem to care an awful lot about me.

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Sigh Attic Nerve@Goran76920294·7h

@RaymondPettibon @MikeTopp youtu.be/7jTIAoq9UxM?si…

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Mike Topp@MikeTopp·3h

@RaymondPettibon @john45951973953 In a loveless town full of empty souls and desperate men, Trump had found his Roy Cohn.

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Raymond Pettibon@RaymondPettibon·6h

@john45951973953 @MikeTopp 'And it feels like a kiss!" "Does that make me a member now?-- of Kiss Vince's Ass Club?" "Where's my Roy? Where's-- I'll ring th'bell!"

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gentleman john@john45951973953·9h

@RaymondPettibon @MikeTopp

redpillbot@redpillb0t

Anyone else old enough to remember Trump slapping Vince McMahon in the face?

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jose@josezenin_·1d

john cassavetes in mikey and nicky (1976)

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Mike Topp@MikeTopp·22h

@ingredientses Gus (white) and Bee (black)

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Daisy Lemon@ingredientses·22h

@MikeTopp 🥹 what are their names

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Mike Topp@MikeTopp·1d

Me and my little doggies (yes, I wear pajamas)

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@RaymondPettibon @chaoscott Who threw out the first golf ball at Nixon’s funeral?

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Raymond Pettibon@RaymondPettibon·23h

@chaoscott 🤡: I'll toss in the first ball.

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Scott Savin@chaoscott·1d

I hope "March Madness" is heavy on the madness part🏀🤪

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Sparrow@Sparrow14·1d

12% of the population are habitual liars.

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Mike Topp@MikeTopp·1d

“Hiroshima and Nagasaki were fine, weren’t they?”

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Liminal Dreams@liminal__dreams·1d

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