Mike

@mugshawtys Fine, I will put up the bail money

public intoxication and possession of tobacco product by person under 21

@ESPNCleveland @HammerNation19 We have been buying them since 1999 with no success. Take the best people for sustained success so we can buy PLAYOFF tickets one day

"I think if Tate is there at no. 6 and the Browns decide and the Browns decide to take an offensive lineman, I think it's gonna be a tough sell to the people who buy the tickets," - @HammerNation19. Would you be upset if the Browns passed on Tate for an OT at no. 6?

@OhioTate B list passenger list too

BREAKING NEWS: “Excuse me, I need to talk to Mr. Mayrose” There is a mechanical issue on the jet and it has been deemed not able to fly today. Teterboro is currently looking for a different airplane in the area, but at the moment, the #RicoRydeAlong is on hold.

@OhioTate Rico loves not showering. Looks like a grease ball always

Rico Bosco has arrived at Teterboro Airport for his private jet to the Final Four decked out in all sponsored gear. Junkless Protein Jumpsuit (Repole) NOBULL Shoes (Repole) Brick Watch (Portnoy) #RicoRydeAlong

@mugshawtys She wat set up!

DWI and probation violation

Behind the scenes of Peter’s grooming routine 🫧✂️

@JRCherry3 Tilapia makes Catfish look like an epicurean fish

Is Tilapia legit or genetically engineered?

@mugshawtys I heard the fitting room had no mirrors, needed to have a look elsewhere. NOT GUILTY

retail theft

@Browns @LoveisBlindShow @budlight This team is cooked!

.@LoveisBlindShow's Connor is no stranger to a wild proposal, so when we offered him some @budlight in exchange for a made kick, he was ready for the challenge!

😂😂😂

🚨 PETER DOOCY ASKS TRUMP: “Now that you've announced that the U.S. has destroyed all of Iran's mine-laying ships, why can't the U.S. just immediately reopen the Strait of Hormuz?” TRUMP: “Well, we could, but it takes two to tango. We have to get people to take their billion dollar ship and drive it up.” “When Pepe has his big sugar ships coming around and they cost $1 billion and we say, ‘I think it's okay now, Pepe, take your ship, drive it through the Strait of Hormuz.’” “He may say, ‘let me wait a little while’ because… these ships are very expensive. They can cost up to $2 billion, so they don't want to take a chance that gee, I think you'll be okay.” “We don't know if they even laid any mines. But the thought that they may have is enough to keep people from saying, we don't need it.”

Rainn Wilson originally auditioned for the role of Michael Scott in The Office (2005). While he didn't get it, the producers loved his "weird energy" so much they cast him as Dwight, a role he used to redefine the modern sitcom sidekick.

Your annual reminder that Big East tournament intros to “Hypnotize” is the closest thing to basketball heaven there is

As Japan's Ichikawa Zoo shares an update on Punch the monkey's progress, including the the new friend he's made, @DavidMuir reports on the zoos across America inspired by the sweet response the macaque monkey had to his stuffed orangutan doll. abcnews.link/r5WNrwQ

New FREE article from @2Hats1Mike is up. If you've ever used DFS sims before, or have any interest in them, suspect you'll enjoy this. A deep dive on what post-lock sims tell us, and how to better use pre-lock sims. One thing we know is that the better teams fare in post-lock sims, the better they fare in actual NFL DFS contests. But that doesn't tell the whole story. establishtherun.com/nfl-dfs-puttin…

In the 1980s, Ken Allen, an orangutan at the San Diego Zoo, gained notoriety for escaping his enclosure on three separate occasions. He wandered the zoo calmly, observing animals and visitors, showing aggression only when he threw rocks at Otis, an orangutan he disliked.

@KayceSmith @spittinchiclets This is 100 percent spot on here and in everything else where the unimpacted voice “their” opinion

The worst part of this drama was everybody on all sides of the argument trying to tell the women’s team how they should feel before letting them speak for themselves. Great interview, @spittinchiclets.

even the haters love this AI video

I’ve given this hockey controversy more thought after all this outrage and looking at the other point of view. Maybe it is more nuanced than I gave it credit for in the beginning. Growth is progress. #olympicgold

@mugshawtys Really helps me understand the case more, keep it up!

DUI causing property damage do you guys like me adding additional selfies to go with the mugshot?