JERSEY MIKEE

Wrote/recorded/shot this yesterday

Ai is Brazy lol

@joeyBADASS Valid

Think about it, if somebody at the “top” gave somebody coming up an opportunity to come after them on a record , you know what would happen?! LOL NIIGGAS IS EATING THEY FOOD! OFF TOP. RENT IS DUE, BILLS PAID EXPEDITIOUSLY. Public perception of who’s the best would be drastically different if this were a regular occurrence. This is exactly why you didn’t see JID on The Fall Off. He would’ve OVERSTOOD the assignment. To me personally, it made no sense he wasn’t on there but hey maybe that’s just me. 🤷🏾‍♂️ btw I loved the album but let’s be fr.

So what is Hov performing at Extra Innings ?

yall favorite rappers really out here scamming kids outta features

Happy birthday to the @undertaker! Yes, you burned down the family home, encased my real father, Paul Bearer, in concrete, and set me on fire...a couple of times...but otherwise you're the best big brother anyone could ever hope for!

Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?

We watched WWF......No E

finding out you don't know shit is a very important part of the learning process

We used to write rhymes in a marble notebook... NO "NOTES APP"!!! 🤣

me watching hov at yankee stadium with my $900 seats

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Niggas zoomed in on the elbow nudge 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

Niggerella

"In all circumstances, the jury finds in favor of the defendant"

Don’t EVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.

Remember when niggas used to say flow after everything lmao

Massa P