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Omo I almost cried mehn I believe like mad One day I'll be okay more than I believe. It'll definitely happen. Definitely God will come through for me. People will come through for me.🙏🥹

na why “I want to make mama proud” is more popular To make papa proud hard gan

“Di Maria was carrying Messi”

LIONEL MESSI HAT TRICK. LIONEL MESSI HAT TRICK. LIONEL MESSI HAT TRICK. HIS FIRST CAREER WORLD CUP HAT TRICK. 🐐🐐🐐

I have tears in my eyes dawg. How's he still so exceptional 🥺♥️

I've never eaten this early in the morning before until this Messi meal 🥺♥️

No longer braceman Hat trick joor

LEO MESSI HATTRICK HAHAHAHAHAHSAHAHAHAHAHAH

nigerian podcasts btw. the only thing they know how to do is have brain-rot conversations every single time.

E no go actually better for MTN Wtf

See conversation o

I don’t get why are you locking them? Wetin Dey always go on for Una head even?

Opay go paste you 100% interest rate on 7,500 😂😂

@mackiefmi Allow?😔

@MimiracleFemi Chai

Steal am like Anini 🌪️

That S.A movie don dey number 1 for Netflix naija, una no dey shame.

Wizkid & Asake “Turbulence” is ranked #23 Spotify Best Songs Of The Year so far. 🔥😳

@mackiefmi @King_Wale4L 😂😂😂

@MimiracleFemi @King_Wale4L I think sey na free money e go be 😂😂😭

Hatewatch finally paid off but at what cost? The day i finally put money on the midget he decides to lose

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right? Nigerian: Yes. American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it? Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue. American: Oh. What did he say? Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book American: ...The law of love? Nigerian: I guess American: Okay. Did you send the military after them? Nigerian: Hmm... at times. American: What do you mean "at times"? Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel. American: Wait. They killed your soldiers? Nigerian: Yes. American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right? Nigerian: Mm... nah. American: What do you mean "nah"? Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love. American: Hold on. The prodigal son? Nigerian: Yes. American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson? Nigerian: Something like that. American: So you guys aren't doing anything? Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something. American: Okay. What are you doing? Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch. American: You're... rehabilitating them? Nigerian: Yes. American: Not prosecuting them? Nigerian: Not according to our president, no. American: WTF WTF WTF Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

@mackiefmi @King_Wale4L Hehe Live ke😭😭😭

@MimiracleFemi @King_Wale4L I still pick them over 1.5 live game 😭😭