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@mattvanswol I don't know. Access Hollywood is reporting that Beavis and Butthead were seen leaving midway through Emperor Donald's gladiator bouts.

IMAGINE HAVING SO MUCH TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME YOU CANT ADMIT THAT THIS IS TOTALLY BADASS!!!!

@AlecLace This is what idiocracy looks like.

THE WHITE HOUSE WENT FULL AMERICA UFC Octagon on the South Lawn. Motocross ripping dirt jumps. Drag cars launching down Pennsylvania Ave. The People’s House is now the People’s Arena. This is what winning looks like. This is what freedom feels like. God Bless the USA! 🦅

@shouq_al90149 That's a bong outlet.

My friend just moved into a house built in the 1970s. Today, while starting the cleaning, he found several round, covered compartments in various places on the walls. Does anyone know what they're for?

@HemishaV In MAGAstan, I'd settle for women with gums.

Women with guns🔫 Yes or No? What Do you think 🤔

@LucasSa56947288 Trump is going to stiff the contractors.

This is what the The Lincoln Memorial Reflection Pool in Washington DC looks like right now: What you see?

@MattWallace888 It seems obvious that Trump shat himself. The faces of the children narrate the story.

A video of Trump’s family at UFC 250 is going viral as people notice who that is behind them 👀

@KhanSaba1278 The deciduous trees have lost their leaves, yet the mid-winter lawn is surprisingly emerald green. And in temperate climes, who pours concrete in mid-winter.

Paid $17,300 for a new driveway. Contractor says he has 20 years of experience. Does this look acceptable to the pros here? If not, what would you recommend as the proper way to address it with the contractor?

@AmazingEyes1122 A scrotal brain.

People keep guessing, but no one gets it right. Do you know what this is?

@BGatesIsaPyscho Degenerity? Only a true MAGA could speak like that.

She nails it.

@Herbalisque It's for situations like this that Coke and Mentos was invented.

👀 Watch first. Judge later.

@OlenaRohoza pond scum

🇺🇸🎂 Today, Donald Trump celebrates his 80th birthday. What would you wish him on this day? 🎉🎁🇺🇸

@Israel000712466 Viruses don't divide like that.

The Doctor Created a Virus😳

@Kinza1278 There is a vas deferens between men and women.

True ????

@_josephine0_ Technically, it's a spit.

Give this island a perfect name.

@TheFigen_ Why does this remind me of The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly?

A prank! He entered the elevator acting like he was talking to his girlfriend on the phone and told her; "I'm hanging up now, your husband is in the elevator with me!", then stepped out! 😂😂

@gaydotlea My life has been an ellipse.

its so cool the three cities ive lived in make a triangle

@VideosVuvu I'm no expert but the civil engineering seems a bit dodgy to me.

it would take 20 years to fix in some countries 😭😭 #videosvuvu

@amandacarpenter Biden's fault.

So, hypothetically, what happens if the giant 600lb steel-armed UFC claw turns into a literal lighting rod during a highly predictable summer storm? forbes.com/sites/maryroel…

@Russia_RX24 Is it a roundtrip ticket? Is the hotel room on the first floor?

You wake up and find an invitation waiting for you: ✈️ Free flight 🏨 Free hotel 🇷🇺 Destination: Russia What's your first reaction? 1️⃣ "When do we leave?" 😍 2️⃣ "Not interested." 😐