Miss Steak

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@freshbluntz Dude lives in like El Cajon 😂😂😂

@Missteak Dudes tweeting from section 8

17.7% of Californians are too poor to afford the lifestyle out there. That’s 7 million people. This outpaces the poverty rate for the entire US. “We pay high wages” of course you. You have to pay what is relative to the COL.

@Tejanobrown How do I get a sticker

Ya, tu sabes

@appleoomf He has 27k followers. This tweet isn’t going to do what you want it to do

the evil that is male pattern baldness aura exuding from these tweets never ceases to amaze me

@KaleiRenay @OGBluee Also Dutch Bros is only good iced. Their hot coffees are shit from a butt

@OGBluee dutch bros is so so good but the drinks are so heavily calorie based 😔 it’s a good treat though!

i went to starbucks and ordered my usual and i pull up to pay and the girl goes “can i ask what your name is?” and im like Kalei! she deadass goes “omg you are the one that orders from doordash everyday i recognize the order” LMFAO. i was like i actually left my house today 😭

@Simon_Ingari LMAO like HR would ever side with the employee Things that never happened

HR: We lost the employee today. Manager: What happened? HR: He resigned immediately. Manager: Over a desktop background? HR: Yes. Manager: That makes no sense. It was a simple policy issue. HR: It was not simple to him. Manager: He changed the company wallpaper to a family photo at the beach. HR: Yes, and when I asked him why, he said it motivated him during long hours. Manager: Personal images dilute brand immersion. HR: It was a desktop background, not a public campaign. Manager: Rules are rules. Company devices should reflect company identity. HR: He told us it was not hurting anyone. Manager: That is why I reset it remotely and restored the company logo. HR: And then you updated his file with “potential loyalty drift.” Manager: I was documenting a concern. HR: He understood it differently. He felt the company had a problem with basic humanity. Manager: It was just a background. HR: Exactly. And if even that much personal space is treated like disloyalty, employees start to see what kind of culture they are in. Manager: How did he resign without a back up job? That's a red flag. HR: When employees leave without even having a backup job, it is usually a red flag about the company, not the employee.

Big aerolas are kind of weird NGL

Big tit small areola is a peak loadout

@valkoriondub Shit from a buttt

Nahhh them shits is ASSS

Never forget when Amir Garrett tried to take on the whole Pirates dugout

@offlift_wav That shit popped off so hard!!

insomnia fest is fucking INSANEEEE LMAO i just joined a pit at my own set

I look insane. It was also like 4 am

@ClueHeywood lol chainsmokers are EDM. People have done a LOT worse at their shows

The good news: I took 1.5g of mushrooms during the intermission Chainsmokers concert. The bad news: I now have to admit I took mushrooms at a Chainsmokers concert.

They tryna kill someone

@ClueHeywood Who the fuck leaves on a Friday?

Traveling group is changing flights home with 2:24 left. Fuck that. I’m staying in Indianapolis. I got a ticket for Monday. Buying a maize shirt. Go Big Blue.

@BakerWesle28319 Arizona has some weird indecency laws. Nipples can’t be shown in family friendly places and I need to go to the store before I go to the venue

@Missteak Pinned against a wall or actually taken to jail?

Am I going to get arrested if I wear this tonight?

@freshbluntz Brooooo how do you know

@Missteak You always get mikes hard tea some shit no?

What tall boys am I getting at the store for tonight?

@SdmTrader I don’t think we have that here

@Missteak Can't go wrong with Max Ice