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Mister Simian
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In The Godfather (1972), the cat Marlon Brando holds wasn’t planned. It was a stray from the Paramount lot. Brando picked it up on the spot, and its purring was so loud it nearly buried his lines.
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“Oh shit I’m a moron! It’s a moorean fact I’m a moron” —me to myself just now
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Hedgehogs want one big thing and it’s fucking disgusting
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His brain is cooked! His brain is leaking out of his ears!
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My brain is cooked! My brain is leaking out of my ears!
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I love asking people to guess how big passenger pigeon flocks could get. 100,000 birds? A million?
Try two billion. In 1860 one writer described a flock of birds a mile wide that took *14 hours* to pass overhead, packed so dense that it blocked the sun.
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But when you see sheep in religious art, they're never Fat-tail sheep. Instead they're always weak-ass European sheep. Entire wars have been waged over interpretations of the bible.
Does no one care about sheep accuracy?
I mean, how could you exclude these guys?
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(We also had a cat)
Mister Simian@MisterSimian
When I had a dog, I’d sometimes catch it eating cat shit.
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