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I'm not a player I just retweet alot.

Jay Leno has always been a class act and a caring guy Here he tells a story of his friendship with Rodney Dangerfield and the last time he made him laugh

Understandable

Well... he's not wrong... 😅

"a man has ruined a weekend away with his girlfriend" 😆😆

Resident Cozy ☺️

Facts 😂🤣

A Japanese dev made an app that sends a fat cat to your screen as a reminder to take a break.

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OBSTRUCTION: Thune's Senate is blocking 100+ Trump nominees, refused to fund the Secret Service for 72 days despite a 3rd assassination attempt, and killed the Save America Act that 85% of Americans support. America is at war. Senate Republicans have the power to fix every one of these failures & are choosing not to. That is not a conference. That is an obstruction operation.

🚨 SAVE LUCY: A Soldier Saved Her in War. Now She Faces Death Over a MINOR Complaint at Home Lucy is an 11-year-old dog who survived the Middle East and was brought home by U.S. Army veteran Brendan Jones after they bonded during deployment. She has been with his family for 10 years and has never spent a day away from them… until now. Lucy is currently sitting in the Shenandoah County Animal Shelter in Edinburg, Virginia, facing possible e*thanasia. She is sitting there confused and alone after a lifetime with the family who loves her. A year ago, Lucy had a single incident while recovering from surgery, medicated, and wearing a cone. A jogger’s arm reached inside the cone, and she reacted with one defensive nip, then immediately let go. Even that person did not want to press charges. After that, the county labeled Lucy a dangerous dog. On April 17th in Strasburg, Lucy slipped out of her collar for a few seconds on her own property and barked at someone walking by. She did not attack anyone and never left the yard. That was enough for her to be taken. Now she is sitting in a cage after a lifetime with her family. Lucy is not dangerous. She is a senior dog who deserves to spend her final years with the family who loves her. 📞 PLEASE TAKE ACTION - COURT DATE IS MAY 8 Takes 10 seconds. Please call: Shenandoah County Commonwealth’s Attorney’s Office (540) 459 6129 Say: “Hi, I’m calling about the dangerous dog case involving Lucy, owned by U.S. Army veteran Brendan Jones in Shenandoah County. I’m asking that Lucy be returned to her owner immediately.” #SaveLucy #JusticeForLucy @WHSVnews @wusa9 @fox5dc

Liberals Applaud Improving Diversity Of Would-Be Trump Assassins buff.ly/GBivUy8

Missed it by that much.