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@dank_ackroyd I've heard you mention the swimming pool 'suggestch' before.....that was a ridiculous thought from your then fella, all someone would get from that is a gob full of pool water and a place on the sex offenders register

Letter to my 20 year old self: Weetabix gives you indigestion now 🤫🪄

@dank_ackroyd @SeanKDLA You can always rely on Ian.....my mate in school was called Ean...never trusted him though

@SeanKDLA This is true - he could be an Iain

Just on the train and heard a bloke say ‘Everyone’s feedback was really good - particularly Ian’ Oh fair play Ian nice one 👏

@N1kky8 @APartridgeQOTD Maybe the ruby grapefruit juice will break it down....

@APartridgeQOTD Can you smell gas?

It's Lynns job to keep on top of Alan's bad breath!

@dank_ackroyd I'm a sinner I'm a Saint I work for...

I’m a bitch, I’m a lover, I’m a child, I’m

@Lea_EFC Beats waiting for your club to win a trophy I suppose

Mo Salah’s legacy will be sitting on a bench for the remainder of the season 😂 I’ve waited 9 years for this mf’s downfall 😂

@Lea_EFC 1995

Liverpool Twitter in total meltdown 😂😂 Every pub in Merseyside, London, Manchester, Dorset, Birmingham, Newcastle, Sunderland, Brighton, Nottingham, Lancashire, Wolverhampton and Leeds tonight:

@TheAnfieldWrap Very sad but your past record doesn't make you an automatic pick...the last four years he's been paid accordingly as well.

What do we make of Mo's comment's last night?

@dank_ackroyd @thesundaysport Up the pew pipe

@thesundaysport Is this about up the arse

Canterbury Cathedral charges £18 admission

@WiganRL1 @AORugbyLeague My guess is the club dangled the carrot to Wello because they didn't want to sack him/ruin their personal relationship BUT they probably knew we'd do nothing and have Rowley lined up.

@AORugbyLeague Hang on. So if the decision to keep PW only if they won the GF then surely there is no replacement lined up? So if they sack him, who's replacing him at short notice, from within?

Exclusive: A big update on Paul Wellens' future at St Helens. alloutrugbyleague.co.uk/news/st-helens…

@dank_ackroyd " Spicey spuds, spicey spuds.....it's Harold's spicey spuds

The Shamen: ‘Drugs are good, drugs are good, he’s Ebeneezer Drugs’ #totp

@APartridgeQOTD I've got a cellar

Can I just shock you? I like wine!

@marc_benton God bless you and your family Sir, so sorry to hear this....many condolences .....

Today, I lost my best friend and wife, Roxanne Benton . I love her with every ounce of my being and she passed away next to me holding her hand. She passed peacefully and quietly, which is how I knew she would. She was an incredible mother, wife and friend. She was the most generous, sweet hearted person I know and she made me a better person and husband and I am forever changed by being with her for 17 years. I haven’t shared much on Twitter/X but Roxy was diagnosed with cancer in 2022, only months after we moved to Reno. I did one Facebook post about it but removed it because she wanted privacy through her battle. That’s who she was, a very private person and didn’t want to burden others with her struggles. So it’s also why I didn’t discuss it on social media. She fought HARD for 3 years, through many ups and downs that are even hard to explain in one post. She went through hell on earth, to put it bluntly. I was at every doctor appointment, emergency room visit and hospital stay. And I would do it all again to be there for her. She will be greatly missed but I am grateful to our Lord that she is no longer struggling or in pain. She has been healed… fully. I love you Roxy and we will see you again… ❤️

@rayk1010 @rlfansSaddened I get that and agree to a certain extent but Wigan haven't just taken over we've rolled over and let them take it, we've brought and are still bringing about our own downfall, coach after Woolf should've had no ties to the club ideally.

@rlfansSaddened Things go in cycles, if you offered me this for a while after winning 4 in a row and a world title then I would take it all day long.

12 months on and Saints are back in a damaging malaise. Is Wellens staying or is he not? Just announce it either way and own it. Who is staying and who is leaving? Announce it. Why is the recruitment such a struggle? Does anyone at Saints actually care anymore?

@Davey_J_ @rlfansSaddened It's crazy isn't it...it's actually worse this time because with KC that was the first time but I can't believe we've done it again...I'd love Holbrook to come in again and repeat what he did. The disconnect was evident in that Rushie interview on Sky.

@rlfansSaddened Insane how we've just sleep walked into exactly the same position we were in with Cunningham. Majority of fans could see it coming a mile off but the lure of a cheap quick fix was just too much for Rush and Mcmanus. 2026 will be just as bad, if not worse if nothing changes.

@WiganWarriorsRL I'd go back to a proper League Championship and Premiership play off tomorrow, Saints Wigan league games nothing more than bragging rights now...Boxing Day and Good Fridays were huge games just qualifiers now.

@WiganWarriorsRL Wasn't behind Farrell....should've been a pen to Saints 🧐😉

😲 "Henry Paul is going to score for Wigan from the restart!" ⏪ A Derby throwback! Tickets 👉 wwrl.net/tickets #WWRL #SLSTHWIG

@Dotrat173226 @rocknrollofall I thought he was American.....

@rocknrollofall Omg! I did not know he was English.

Mark Knopfler telling the amazing story of Dire Straits' ground-breaking hit 'Money for Nothing'. Just like the song, the story is also awesome!w

@blueappo1964 @Saints1890 It would've been more weird if he'd played without one though 😎

@Saints1890 Probably best for both !Never looked comfortable with the jersey on !

Saints winger Tee Ritson will re-join Barrow Raiders from the 2026 season. The Saints have loved having Tee be a part of our squad for the past three seasons, and wish him the best in his next chapter when it comes. Read more 👇 #COYS

@MarkKav15119614 @Saints1890 I hear you but some wingers strangely are suited to one side of the pitch he would've done better on the right and confidence comes with a proper run and proper service but I can't argue his case completely...probably not top level tbh

@Saints1890 Was given a chance, made clean breaks especially the two against Huddersfield, but looked hesitant and showed a lack of confidence, always got ran down. If he'd just got his head down and gone for the line he may be still in the first team

@Saints1890 If he'd have played on the right with Hurrell as his centre I think we'd have seen a decent return...in 2023 and 2024 with Percy and Tommy on the left....wrong tactics using him as a 12stone battering ram