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EastsiderAba

@MortimorC

restaurateur, chef, a husband

Abuja เข้าร่วม Haziran 2012
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EastsiderAba
EastsiderAba@MortimorC·
You need to set up a restaurant... involve me, let's run through all your set up, down through to menu and preservations... We train your cooks and workers We give you distinct recipes and methods... Dm.
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EastsiderAba
EastsiderAba@MortimorC·
@egi_nupe @officialEFCC @Jack_ng01 Na wa o. Doinh this and tomorrow wanting to reconcile is not always funny. Don't always forget those u want to destroy just to score cheap points on sm
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Foundational Nupe Lawyer
Dear @officialEFCC According to @Jack_ng01 he knows lawyers helping politicians to loot public funds. It may be very necessary to invite him over to your office to provide useful information to the Commission in its fight against corruption in Nigeria.
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Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀
A man and his wife were about to walk into my shop and I could already hear him berating her outside. She looked so tired… like this wasn’t new. They came in and she asked for a rechargeable fan. I gave her the price, and this man immediately jumped in to say I didn’t know what I was talking about because he saw a cheaper one on Facebook. She calmly explained it wasn’t the same product, and he snapped at her to “shut up” — loudly. That’s where I stepped in. I asked him why he felt the need to silence her like that and told him I don’t have what they’re looking for. Then I asked him to leave. The shock on his face? Priceless. Some people are too comfortable disrespecting their partners in public. Not in my space.
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David Oyin
David Oyin@steezy10_·
Make a wish under this post you might just see it come true.
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Kiddwaya🤑
Kiddwaya🤑@RealKiddWaya·
What amount of money would help relieve the most stress in your life right now?
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Emma ik Umeh (Tcee )🇳🇬
A friend told me a story not long ago: a friend he used to be very close to, even called each other brothers, all of a sudden because he was supporting Peter Obi, and he, on the other hand, wasn't supporting Peter Obi, and all hell broke loose. He did everything he could to tarnish his image, all because of a politician. Today, that his friend is now looking for ways of reconciliation. He said he told his friend that they had passed that stage because if he could do all those things to him not minding their level of relationship, he said he would maintain the same energy. I am saying this today because I see a whole lot of young people destroying their friendships, tarnishing each other's reputations. After all, they have different political views. Whether it is Atiku Abubakar, Peter Obi, Omoyele Sowore, Bola Tinubu or whoever you're supporting, you cannot sacrifice your relationship on their altars. The truth is, most of these people are established political actors and have been around for a very long time. You might say there are varying degrees to their level of credibility, but this does not make them saints. As a matter of fact, none of them are saints. But you destroy cherished relationships and friendships because of them, when it finally dawns on you that the politician you are trying to denigrate the integrity of your friend for does not give a hoot about you. You'll now begin to look foolish. For me, that's the height of deceit. I don't think I can be friends with such a person. I will forgive you but we probably won't be as close as we used to. You showed me your true self at the most vulnerable stage. And I equally told that friend that I do not know the level of their friendship and all that. We were just having a random conversation. Note, I am not saying you should not stand by what you believe in vigorously but always make allowances. Don't offend people to the extreme where you don't create allowances, as it always ends up in regrets. My advice to young people is to campaign for whoever you want but always remember to apply wisdom, give room for reconciliation, because that friend might probably be of help to you tomorrow. You never can tell. Just thought to share this lesson with the younger generation interested in politics.
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Maduabuchi OON
Maduabuchi OON@Gabitto17·
@Admiral_Cyborg All you've said here is 100% true I've worked in the north for more Years, school here and I've seen worse. They wear hijab without bra or anything inside every night, they never wear pants and when they enter your room you'll be amazed
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Cyborg Warlord
Cyborg Warlord@Admiral_Cyborg·
The reason why we in the South believe prostitution is a pandemic here is because of the loud and extravaganza added to it. In Mando, Kaduna, you'll see prostitution in HD. Those Hausa girls would wear a big hijab and there'll be nothing under. Those girls are professionals in these things. Una dey think say Akwa Ibom and Calabar girls get stamina? Wait till you meet these girls. Any illegality you think is happening in the South, it's 100x in the North.
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Imagine wearing this skinned colored leggings in the north 😂😂😂

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Aje
Aje@riittaaje·
I didn't cohabit exactly, but I visited him without calling. There, I met a mature lady cooking. That was the first time I ate native rice with stockfish. Anyway, he told her I was his cousin visiting from school, even though I was already working, not schooling. I slept in the living room, and they definitely enjoyed themselves that night while I lay on the couch in the living room listening to "Uyo Meyo" by Teni and crying. She made breakfast the next morning, I ate shamelessly, and then I left. I've never been able to share this with anyone until today. Fear men... Run from men... Avoid men...
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YabaLeftOnline
YabaLeftOnline@yabaleftonline·
"We did not ch3@t and we did not f!ght. A system that does not care about love just decided our story was over" – Man says as he shares his h3@rtbr3aking love story
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Ebun
Ebun@kenkenlewu·
My colleague has a 68-year-old uncle who refused to marry. Anytime my colleague calls him to complain about his wife, the man will ask; ‘Have I ever called you in the middle of the night saying I can’t sleep? Have I ever complained about anything?’ My colleague said no. The man replied, ‘That’s because I’m not married. I don’t have problems. At 68, I’m fine. If I diee now, won’t you bûûry me?’ They’ve begged him for years to marry… he refused. He said some problems are man made, I chose not to make them.
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AURACOOL
AURACOOL@TWEETORACLE·
I met a guy today who told me that he has been living for the past 5 yrs in a hotel. And the room cost N100K a night. In my mind it’s either he is incredibly SMART or he is Incredibly FOOLISH !
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Mkuujr5
Mkuujr5@mkuuJr5·
This is Bullshit , I want my money , or else all big lawyers in town , will be chilling on your doorstep. @sportyBet .
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Oyindamola🙄
Oyindamola🙄@dammiedammie35·
Peller subbing Ayra Starr 😭😂 “Naija Musicians no dey send streamers, they’ll be streaming with Americans, but when they don turn old taker, na then dem go dey find Naija streamers up and down. I don catch their scope. Very few musicians are kind, Davido, Olamide and Tiwa savage are the few kind ones”
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Șanya11🗿@Sanyaa011·
Your offered to pick one year supply of any of these. Crates of eggs Packs of bottle water
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Bayo Onanuga, OON, CON
Bayo Onanuga, OON, CON@aonanuga1956·
Enemies of Nigeria always at work, always ready to fabricate anything.
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