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@SiriusXMOctane @SIRIUSXM Next up: @12Stones - World So Cold ft. Lyric Noel youtu.be/hh6K4wC9KJ4

This week’s Test Drive lineup is locked in. 🔥 Don't You Dare - “Die 4 Me” 🔥 Stitched Up Heart feat. Conquer Divide - “GLITCH BITCH” 🔥 Dogstar - “All In Now” You’ve heard them. Now decide. Which one stays in the rotation? Listen now in the @siriusxm app. 🤘 sxm.app.link/OctaneListen

@larenzodeltoro There’s a bald option

What do they put on bald people's licenses under hair color?? This is driving me crazy

and it’s not even close

The 4th hole mood once the 5 Zyns, 3 Fireball shots, and Red Bull hit:

We understand you brother.

Martin Short as his fictional, overweight, and clueless entertainment interviewer Jiminy Glick interviewing Bill Hader is pure gold

This is how Wrecking Ball was supposed to sound.

“I am losing precious days. I am degenerating into a machine for making money. I am learning nothing in this trivial world of men. I must break away and get out into the mountains to learn the news.” — John Muir

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😭 I didn’t just cry, I saw my childhood. The best memories we had creating things together and now everything is disconnected yet we are all more connected than ever before. Take a moment and reflect and kids this is what us that grew up in the 90’s feel. 🥺💔 God help us.

Dad explaining women to his son who goes off to college next year 😭

Jimmy Carr delivered a powerful wake-up call in this clip that still stops people in their tracks: “In 25 years, you’d give everything you own to be the age and health you are right now.” He calls it life dysmorphia: we’ve adapted so completely to modern miracles — hot showers, abundant food, child survival rates, modern medicine, endless entertainment — that we forget we’re living like kings compared to the roughly 100 billion humans who came before us. No one admired from history had it this good. Yet objectively, life has never been better… while subjectively, it often feels worse than ever. The hedonic treadmill never stops: we adapt to luxury so quickly that we start resenting it. Next time you catch yourself complaining, pause and ask: Would my ancestors trade places with me in a heartbeat? What’s one modern “luxury” you’re grateful for today that would’ve blown their minds?

He literally explained Why you must keep going.

Trafficking survivor who gave birth at 14 reunites with her son, whom she put up for adoption, for the first time in 20 years. Jess Levinson's mother started trafficking her for drugs when she was just 12 years old. At the age of 14, after becoming pregnant, she ran away from home to avoid pressure to abort her son, according to Live Action. She gave birth and spent 3 months with her son before putting him up for adoption so he could live a better life. Levinson has now been reunited with him for the first time in 20 years. Video: Live Action

I don't think I've ever heard a better piece of advice in my lifetime 🔥

By age 45, you should be old enough to realise this.

God making people: (he nailed it)

🚨 PEOPLE TURNING 40 ARE REALIZING THEIR ENTIRE LIVES HAVE BEEN ONE GLOBAL CRISIS AFTER ANOTHER A man sat down and started listing everything people have lived through before turning 40. The list is insane: • Y2K panic • 9/11 • The DC Sniper • Anthrax attacks • Hurricane Katrina • Hurricane Sandy • The 2008 financial crisis • COVID-19 • H1N1 / swine flu • Bird flu • SARS • Ebola • Zika virus • Monkeypox • Mad Cow disease • The opioid epidemic • The Flint water crisis • Afghanistan war • Iraq war • Russia-Ukraine war • Missing Malaysian Airlines flights • The Deepwater Horizon oil spill • The January 6 attack • The Maui wildfires • Over 1,000 school shootings • Groceries becoming unaffordable • Rent and housing becoming unaffordable • Health insurance becoming unaffordable • Summers getting hotter • Winters getting colder Then he adds something else: Aliens were just confirmed to be real. And now World War III. Has any generation ever lived through this much chaos before?

The life of a millennial: - Graduated into the Great Recession - Entry level jobs required 3 years experience - Pensions replaced by the 401k - Promoted at work meant a 2% raise & 200% more responsibility - Felt stability in life then a pandemic - Highest inflation in 50 years deleted pay raises - Home prices doubled overnight forcing permanent renters - Childcare costs 1 month of rent - Juggling aging parents, young kids, burnout from work & the cost to live - AI causing mass layoffs during peak earning years