I'm Elon Musk and so is my wife

@LangmanVince Ripping off the schtick from Pitch Meeting is super easy, barely an inconvenience

I'll never be able to watch "Back to the Future" again. 🤣🤣

@otokyo__ Would you?

@TrumpsHurricane You photoshopped a picture of her

What happened to Ellen DeGeneres ??

@EmilySm43 I couldn’t be fucking bothered

If you’re a man, what’s the excuse for not looking like this ???

@ThePosieParker Does anyone find him funny?

@benonwine No she’s rotting in a coffin thank fuck

Could Margaret Thatcher turn Britain around if she were leading the country today?

@ThatEricAlper Ian Brown

Who is the most famous musician you have ever spoken to

@nainbosan01 This a skit from red letter media you stupid cunt

Another Epstein file has come into the open and at first I thought it was just a scene from a film but this is not a film this is reality.. Hearing a helpless voice begging please let me go and give me something to eat is deeply disturbing.. It shows a level of cruelty that is hard to even imagine.. What is happening to innocent children is beyond heartbreaking.. No child should ever have to face such cruelty.. It leaves a deep pain and raises serious questions about justice.?

Gnabry looks like he’s going to try and mug crocodile Dundee #rmabay

@DisastroMan I like both bands but nirvana never did anything approaching Mellon Collie and the Infinite sadness

The Smashing Pumpkins have pretty much always been a huge fucking joke. Not a single person has heard their last, like, SIX albums, and they’ve been dropping flops for a quarter century. Maybe you love them, but to say their legacy outclasses that of Nirvana is insane.

@Symply_rhoda1 No.if someone hits you you hit them back. If they bring a knife you bring a gun….thats the Chicago way

Parents, please stop sending your kids to school with the mindset of “if someone hits you, hit them back.” You are part of the problem.

@Footy_Headlines Switzerland away but man that’s a rogues gallery

😑🏆👕 𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝙵𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙺𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟼 - 𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚅𝚘𝚝𝚎 VOTE in the reply

@PaulAndo1987 David James an absolute disgrace there’s Man Utd players I like more then him

Losing to bottom of the league at home. Last minute. 3 points puts us top with 6 to play. David James howler. 4th in a two horse race. Iconic stuff.

@JakeRudh Prob my least favorite Bowie album.

On this day in 1993, David Bowie released his 18th album “Black Tie White Noise” featuring singles “Jump They Say" “Black Tie White Noise" and “Miracle Goodnight"

@Classicbritcom @Love_the_80s_UK Mr prevue

Remembering the late Composer, Arranger and Conductor, André Previn KBE (6 April 1929 – 28 February 2019)

@ClownWorld 17 in dog years

@JamieBonkiewicz he sounds over qualified

He was a racist podcaster

@Z9Priv_ how many goals did Maradona score against the postmen and delivery drivers in Saudi? eh eh,thats the real quiz

You’re lying to yourself if you genuinely believe Cristiano Ronaldo ever played football on this level

@90sfootball And Rooneys girlfriend at the time

Gary Neville, Eric Cantona and David Beckham 😂

@AzPetrich @Martina He also never existed

Just a reminder for Christian's celebrating Easter this week. Jesus looked like the guy in the first picture - not the second.