Helen Jenkins

Bob was complicit in disposing of the body, obvs.

I assume the finale will reveal that Mack was Molly’s father all along, and that their Dad murdered his wife for insurance (which is how he affords his lifestyle on a part time childcare salary). But I have possibly spent too long writing for Midsomer.

Unsettle the trick-or-treat kids at your door by congratulating the one in the highly realistic ghost outfit, while talking to an empty space behind the others.

@benjh65 @acambridgediary I think it’s S staircase on corner of Trinity Lane, opposite Gardies - you can tell from the stone heads. (The head on O staircase wears a hat - this one on S is showing off some curls…!)

@MsHelenJenkins @acambridgediary That's 'O', isn't it? Was in my day. Other end of Trinity Street, by Great St Mary's...

A picture of Cambridge every day since 2010. (No 4588) Thursday 13th October 2022

@benjh65 @acambridgediary S staircase? Mine too! Many an essay crisis in that room…

@acambridgediary Many happy days sitting in that very room. A previous century, mind. Seems like a different world...

@eTuesdays Same issue! Were you able to resolve this?

Is yahoo mail down? Two months worth of emails are missing. I didn’t archived any at all 😑 anyone? #yahoomail

Tonight’s Midsomer is written by me. It’s called The Scarecrow Murders and it is, of course, completely bonkers… 8pm ITV. radiotimes.com/tv/drama/midso…

Is there anything more dystopian than watching your 3 year old perform a PCR test on a hand puppet?

Me at work v @MattHancock at work.

@ParkTheatre Hi! Do you have plans for any more parent & baby performances when your new season starts? Desperate for theatre, but I come with a small sidekick at the moment!

So sad to hear that #HolbyCity is ending. A brilliant platform for new talent and a genuine loss to the industry. Perhaps most importantly, it’s the show where I managed to sneak jokes about erectile dysfunction onto pre-watershed BBC1.

@euanagreen @sando_k @MFT_MRI Excellent news!! Congratulations @sando_k

Dilan and I are so proud of @sando_k who is the latest #Vascular surgery consultant appointment at @MFT_MRI I know she’ll be outstanding. Time for 🍾(once she’s finished her on-call)

@Palomafaith Expecting #2 in a few weeks and really appreciate your honesty - we need more of this! Thank you. Hope things get easier for you now tongue tie sorted. X

Postpartum diary Struggling a bit today. Day 9. No more engorgement but the nipples are on fire. Not sure if they are infected or that I have a terrible latch. I’ve had the tongue tie cut now so hoping that will eventually help...

Just a hunch but focussing on enforcement, fines and walks with coffee might distract some people from whether lockdown rules are effective and clear, impact of xmas mixing, borders and quarantine, schools chaos, hungry kids without laptops, and a failed test and trace system.

@pbowker7 Ooh! Is that on Ocado now?

The first thing I did this morning was fold my washing and the first waking thought I had was, "Oh, great, my thermal T shirt is clean, I can't wait to wear that in bed tonight." It was then, dear reader, that I went out and bought heroin for the first time. #lockdown

Brilliant human beings. Thank you. 💙

This sounds like an excellent idea!

Why is NHS being told they can’t allow TV cameras in to show how real and devastating the new surge in Covid really is? We’re on the brink of catastrophe and yet authorities would rather we didn’t know.