elaine !!

baby swing by the crib watch me do these vape tricks

i met god. she’s change.

so far this summer i’ve been really getting into listening to Bridge Over Troubled Water and remembering that it’s all going to be ok

@TheMightyPting would that be the worst thing in the world?

Im probably gonna be in my 30s when doctor who comes back

it’s a Well Somebody Has To Do Something summer

frankly i need to be somewhere else

that’s the last time i let a situationship prevent me from entering the british film institute!!

like any other red-blooded patriot, i have nuanced feelings about going down on a woman

@EmersonsBorako1 had to look up seinfeld to understand this but now that i know his deal i gotta agree

what if seinfeld was shot by jared raab on a zoom lens. kind of a cool idea don't you think?

i’m miss tradwife. i’m miss goodpussy.

everybody looks like somebody and i gotta cut it with conflation

@gotsthefish very common thing to happen

i think the one thing we can all agree about this heatwave is that it sucks!!!

sometimes a person who actually deserves it gets Before Sunset’d

why can’t i live in a song damn!

@kylietfemme girl trade it’s called. and it’s real

if the only jokes in your movie are meta-textual, you might not be funny. you might just be really annoying.

clockier than ever in london but that’s fine because they don’t deserve me at my most fish

@EmersonsBorako1 very truthful

watching veep i wonder why julia louis dreyfus was never written some amazing lead part in a movie all these years. she's sorta the best ever

for some unknown reason the ordeal of being a tranny happens to be mortifying today.

bro pang of longing!