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@The_Kyle_Mann @TheBabylonBee First time seeing this - hysterical and perfect! Have I got news for you... 🤣

If Jesus's Resurrection Were a Hoax Prolly my favorite sketch we ever did at @TheBabylonBee

@0xBroTendo @AntSpeaks That's where you and I differ. I'd verify, if I really cared or before I ran my mouth. Maybe do a little research. But that's just me.

@Mstecklow @AntSpeaks If a stoned drunk told me the sky was blue I'd believe them.

Theo Von is arguably the dumbest sentient plank of wood in existence. The fact that someone with his level of geopolitical illiteracy gets to sit on the world’s most popular podcast and casually spew that kind of brain rotting nonsense is actually impressive in the worst possible way...

@FarmGirlCarrie People need to chill, it's a dog not an IED. It's in the cart not on your arm. I don't do this, but if I did and you roll on me like he did her dog and her ... to quote Ice-T -ambulance, cops. Just sayin. Mind your own business that dog wasn't bothering anyone.

This man is upset that a lady has her dog in the shopping cart with her groceries. The store’s posted sign says “No dogs except seeing eye dogs”. Should there be a penalty for customers who bring their dogs into the grocery store or is this guy making much ado out of nothing?

😂Can confirm the accuracy of all of this.

“Nah bruh, real America First peeps want Iran to win the war.”

@0nlyk1tt3n Yes. Do you guys ever stop to ask WHY? Not that it should matter, he was still here illegally - for 3 years too many. Which is a (looks up word in dictionary) CRIME. For a reason. It's like you never consider consequences. Do you live like that in your life? Bet not.

Her husband is being taken by ICE after being in America illegally for over 3 decades. Be Honest Is this really what you voted for?

@JoeyMannarino What. The. Actual. F?

Yesterday in Rome, a gathering was held to celebrate the life & suffering of Rosy the Raped Cat. For those who don’t know, an African migrant raped this poor cat in Rome. She’s still alive and fighting but it is very tough. Italy is rallying around this cat and wants the migrant parasites OUT!

100% THIS.

The fact that this Democrat goon thinks Christians care one bit about this shows only that the Democrat Party is now and always has been the party of racism.

Same with retrievers - the name is a complete LIE. "Retrievers" will go get yes, but they will NOT give back.

@KTHopkins Love KT, and she's spot on about contrived questions. Don't engage in them, they are ridiculous on purpose.

Are we too dog friendly? No. We are too friendly to foreign cultures that choose to join us. Every time Democrats threaten gun control, decent Republicans buy another weapon Time to equip ourselves with Malinois ..

White libs: "Trump is racist" Random black lady:

Not all heroes wear capes. Mine carried a cross.

Most of those who hate Jews also hate Protestant Christians. It's only a matter of time until they expose themselves.

@0hour1 @TheoVon No. He's put himself out there spewing hot garbage and must be challenged. If he is going through difficulties, yes we can pray for him and his kids. But he does not get a pass for his behavior and words.

Take it easy on @theovon, he needs prayers, kids going through addictions. We have to lift people not break them down.

@Outspoken_Sam No you are not. Never understood the draw. He was good on News Radio though. I'll give him that.

Am I the only person on earth that doesn't like Joe Rogan's podcast?

- I HAVE ZERO EMPATHY FOR ANYONE WHO ILLEGALLY ENTERED THIS NATION. I HAVE ZERO EMPATHY FOR THE CONDITIONS IN YOUR SHIT HOLE COUNTRY. ZERO. THE U.S. IS NOT THE PIGGY BANK OR SOCIAL SAFETY NET FOR THE REST OF THE PLANET. IF YOU’RE NOT HERE LEGALLY, GTFO! -

@DSPetolicchio 🤣Actually, that's a pretty awesome idea. They already think he's Dr. Evil so it would be massively entertaining to watch the hysterics that ensue. Count me in.

Should the moon be the 51st state?