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@AdobeWanKenobi_ So fuck off and be on your way

I hate everything about this post.

@LordStoppington I'd say from 5-6

@MuayMatt What would you say is the minimum age to start the training?

Apparently I'm a terrible dad for teaching my daughter martial arts cos she asked 😂

@LaCatholicState @metpoliceuk Police do fuck all when kids get raped 😂

@MuayMatt Sorry...but why havent you gone to the Police. Yes the Police...no, not social workers or teachers...the Police. What the actual....this is a serious assault on a child... Pkease report to @metpoliceuk !!

Unfortunately my daughter is getting bullied by the boys in the year above, throwing rocks at her face this week. Fortunately dad know's how to fix this seeing as the school will not.

@figarotactic Come see the girls sparring the lads at our muay thai gym then!

@MuayMatt Teaching your daughter to fight boys will get her hurt very badly. The real world isn’t a movie. Change schools for her ASAP.

SO HAPPY I love that he asks if she’s selected her piece before digging in. What a true gentleman.

What do you call a half Iranian, half Russian fireman? Amir Panikova.

@clumsyoaf33 It has such amazing individuals like Tommy Robinson and Andrew Tate 😂 what's not to like about Luton!

@MuayMatt Delightfully awful 🤣

Driving the teenager from football training & the sun is setting as we drive through Luton Teenager“wow! Luton is beautiful at night” Me “not a sentence I thought id ever hear” 🤣 Teenager “Cheryl is this where we saw that man taking a dump On the side of the road?” Me“yep!”

@CannaCollectz Chernobyl Haze

Name this strain and get to be our seeds and buds permanents tester Good luck Only 5 winners Best names wins

They just dont stop growing

@miss_anthrop75 Sorry to hear that, but youre making actions to better yourself 💪

@MuayMatt I’m a bag of shit at the mo, hence the programme 😆

So, I haven’t felt great about myself recently. My self-confidence is at an all-time low. But yesterday I did a thing. I’ve signed up to a 16-week lifestyle transformation programme. Time to get back on my A game 💪🏼

Gotta show these younguns who's boss 😆

@clumsyoaf33 @baldandglasses I'm from posh county too 😅

@baldandglasses Hate mine. People assume I’m posh cause I’m from Hertfordshire but they will be very disappointed

I think so. I know everybody else does.

@postsofkittens Probably struggling to breathe

Maximum aerodynamic efficiency achieved."😹