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Big Tex

@Muva_Dora

Vulcan in the streets, Klingon in the sheets 🖖🏼 #WaterBender 🏳️‍🌈

Deep Space 7 เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2011
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Big Tex
Big Tex@Muva_Dora·
its content day at work and i was told to be DRESSED so this all they getting from me ✨
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ryan w
ryan w@SourceRyan·
Nobody is in gay people’s business more than a religious man. Stopped your own bag cause you randomly thinking about gays on a Monday and had to post it. Good.
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えだま@kissshot51·
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tiafreakyass
tiafreakyass@TiaCorine·
WOMEN ARE AMAZING
Sonic and all Characters@SAAC_News

SEGA sent us details on the new collaboration with the North Carolina rapper @TiaCorine and @marketbymarket. An exclusive MARKET x Sonic the Hedgehog T-shirt with Sonic the Hedgehog heroine, Amy Rose, will be released in honor of Women’s History Month. The limited-edition tee features Amy Rose against the star-spangled Market logo on the front, with TiaCorine's hand-drawn logo on the back. You can find the link to the product's page below. #SonicTheHedgehog #SonicMerch #SonicNews

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lilithhecatex
lilithhecatex@HekateMagik·
A child in NY has been cured of sickle cell disease by gene therapy and I feel like people don’t understand what a HUGE FUCKING DEAL THIS IS! I am elated! ♥️♥️♥️
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Emily Zanotti 🦝
Emily Zanotti 🦝@emzanotti·
My dad became president of the HOA because of an incident like this. It was basically a villain origin story. 😂
Ethan Brooks@alt_w_v_g

Got a letter from the HOA yesterday Actual letter In an envelope With a stamp In 2026 The letter said my trash can was visible from the street for too long on collection day The fine is $50 I checked my Ring camera The truck came at 7:03am I brought the can in at 7:14am 11 minutes $50 That's $4.55 per minute of trash can visibility My therapist charges $250 an hour That's $4.17 per minute My trash can sitting in a driveway is now more expensive per minute than therapy I looked at the letter again It was signed by the HOA president Her name is Karen Of course it is I know this woman She lives four houses down She still has Christmas lights up It's March I know because I drive past them twice a day And because that's what I do I checked the HOA bylaws All 47 pages Section 4.2 says all exterior fixtures and lighting must be seasonal and removed within 30 days of the applicable holiday Her lights have been up for 97 days I went to the HOA meeting Tuesday night 7pm In a church basement Folding chairs Fruit platter that nobody touched Seven people showed up Four of them were on the board The other three were there to complain I was there to read My wife came with me She didn't want to But she said "if I don't come you'll end up on the news" I brought my legal pad Karen called the meeting to order She talked about community standards She talked about property values She talked about the importance of curb appeal From a woman whose Christmas lights are still blinking in March I raised my hand She said "we'll take questions at the end" I said "it's not a question. It's a point of order." She looked at me I opened my legal pad I said "Section 4.2 requires seasonal decorations to be removed within 30 days. Your Christmas lights have been up for 97 days. You fined me $50 for 11 minutes of trash can visibility on collection day while you've been in violation for over three months." The room was quiet One of the other three complainers said "he's right" The board members looked at each other Karen said "that's a separate issue" I said "it's the same bylaws" She said "we'll review it" I said "I already did. Page 12. Happy to share my highlights." My wife looked at the ceiling Some things never change Karen said "I think we should move on" I said "agreed. I'll move on when the Christmas lights do." Nobody laughed I wasn't joking I paid the $50 Because it's $50 and I'm not going to die on that hill But if the rules apply to me they apply to everyone So I filed a formal complaint about the lights With photos Timestamped Funny how surveillance works both ways The fine for seasonal decoration violations is $75 per occurrence She's been in violation for 67 days past the 30-day grace period I'll let her do the math Or I'll do it for her Because that's what I do Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

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Yoshi, meet Yoshi, meet Yoshi. 😂
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COOLEE BRAVO 🥞🧇
COOLEE BRAVO 🥞🧇@ItalianFiesta·
I forgot somethin before I move to da nest story. RIP my first hitta. You ain’t deserve dat.
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daydreaming about all the slutty ouftits i’m going to wear this summer
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