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Birds aren't real
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Birds aren't real
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Lockdowns were used to change to updated batteries in the pigeons. The new batteries charge wirelessly via 5g. Older model pigeons sat on power lines to charge.
Where birds can't see me! เข้าร่วม Ocak 2023
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@DonnieDetroit19 @PeterSweden7 Or, in Sweden's case, let's look up "monarchy"
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@PeterSweden7 We've never been a democracy. So there's that. Look up 'Constitutional Republic.'
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86% of left-wing voters in Sweden believe the USA isn't a democracy anymore.
52% of right-wing voters in Sweden believe the USA isn't a democracy anymore.
In Sweden, people are very brainwashed.
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@PeterSweden7 @im_bookman Stay in your lane you are in Europe and know nothing about the United States we are a constitutional republic and right there shows your ignorance and all of Europes ignorance maybe worry about what your people think about what the country they live in has been doing
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@Aw3tastic @PeterSweden7 Who cares what voters in Sweden think about our form of government? Do they care what we think of their form of government?
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@Kaladune @ManadnocFisher @PeterSweden7 We can't be bothered to keep track of every little monarchy that's still holding on to a piece of land smaller than one of our parks
My state has a wilderness area reserved untouched just for canoeing, that is larger than 21 European countries/dependancies
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@ManadnocFisher @PeterSweden7 Yeah it’s not a flex that you don’t know
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@Allfortime0503 @ManadnocFisher @PeterSweden7 I've never met a European whith more than a child's grasp of the US. They're always on the level of thinking Africa is one country & culture
They never grasp scale, diversity, or even the weather
This winter we got -59f
Last place I lived, lowest recorded temp was 51f
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@ManadnocFisher @PeterSweden7 Meh. This whole “Americans are ignorant about the rest of the world” stereotype is dumb.
I’ve met plenty of educated Europeans who are basically retarded in terms of their understanding of the US.
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@Omnistar763 @PeterSweden7 Well, that is like half your population…..😂
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@LizzieHasAGat My favorite is the religious fundamentalists who are "anti witchcraft"
My daughter can do tie them in knots. Describing witches as extant is blasphemy under most religions & leads to 600 yo debates she knows very well...
Are witches powers granted by, or in spite of God?
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My husband's dad doesn't believe in dinosaurs and I think that's pretty funny
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@mattg666117 @PitTalkPodcast1 That's a pretty crazy conspiracy theory
...when an account about birds not being real calls you out for being too conspiritorial, it should be a wake up call
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@PitTalkPodcast1 In fairness pro potus is in fact pro pedophilia.
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So I’ve recently discovered a fascinating rule on here:
If I post anything pro-America, pro-military, pro-POTUS, or some motivational Marine content?
You are now officially:
• Pedo enthusiast
• Israel loving Zionist
• Baby-killer
• Rapist bodyguard
• fascist bigot
• Regime Lover
Anyone else?
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@PitTalkPodcast1 Why does the pugil stick have 2 different colored ends?
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@jswriter65 @aelfred_D Why can't Helen Keller have children?
...because she's dead.
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@aelfred_D I made a tasteless joke to my brother via g-mail.
There's now a little summary g-mail makes for email threads, and this is how it described it:
"Thread discusses humorous (and offensive) impersonation of Helen Keller."
I had no idea g-mail was now offering editorial commentary
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You’re never supposed to use the n-word, but there are some memes that use it that are hilarious.
The memes justify the Ns.
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Birds aren't real รีทวีตแล้ว
🇨🇺 BACK FROM HAVANA 🇨🇺 GOING THROUGH THE INSANE MISINFO FROM CIA/MOSSAD👺 MONITORING THE SITUATION!! 👺TRUMP IRAN ULTIMATUM OFFRAMP FIXES MARKET TENSIONS FOR NOW👺ICE AGENTS AT AIRPORTS AS TRAVEL COMES TO A HALT!👺GET IN NOW!! TWITCH.TV/HASANABI
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@Watchman_motto Dude, he is gonna bust right through that tape
You should consider a proper door
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Working on this attic room for my son who is turning 7 in a couple weeks.
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@SandyofCthulhu "Chupacabra burger by the way. You can see it below. It has chorizo in the patty"
Thanks to Trump's tariffs, nobody is using fresh ground chupacabra anymore
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There's a burger place in my town called Rodeo Goat which has pretty fabulous burgers. One day me and my friends were headed out there for lunch.
My wife and son came along, and weren't super-hungry, so my wife told my son to order whatever he wanted and they'd split it. He chose the chicken burger. I could see my wife's shoulders slump, because chicken burgers suck and she knew it (it's one of the reasons I love her). Anyway they split the chicken burger.
Afterwards she told me, "That was the VERY BEST chicken burger I've ever had. It was really tasty!" She liked it SO much that on a later trip, she decided to order the turkey burger, and it sucked because turkey burgers are the absolute worst.
I ordered the Chupacabra burger by the way. You can see it below. It has chorizo in the patty.
mimya 🔔🕊️@meltymim
i'm sorry but beef burgers will always be superior to chicken burgers
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@arcticinstincts Werner Von Braun said he came up with the F1 rocket motor based on a spiritual vision quest
So, yes.
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Has anyone ever come out of these “profound” psychedelic trips with a verifiable scientific insight or breakthrough in physics or psychology or something? Can you fix Africa now?
Why do these trip reports just read like Eckhart Tolle Burning man Deepak Chopramaxxed guruslop
Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson
This was the most profound experience of my life. I am stunned beyond comprehension. This molecule is without peer. The 27mg dose opened up what felt like pure consciousness and intelligence. A majestic reveal of existence itself. In all its incomprehensible glory and majesty. It is impossible to explain with words. Whatever you imagine, multiply it by 1,000 and then add infinite width and depth and dimensions. But entrance was not granted without prerequisite. Existence demanded that I submit. That I say yes; without attachment and without condition. Yes to existence; yes to the dissolution of self; yes to release control; yes, to all. My ego registered the ask and panicked. It wanted control. It was desperate for control. It pleaded to escape from the torrent of light and essence that threatened to rip my sanity into chards. The urge to eject was overwhelming. Terror thundered throughout my mind and body. It took everything within me to release. I overcame and was treated with bliss that defies imagination. A euphoria colored with perfect harmony of all things. An orchestra of essence washed over me and swept me up in dance. It was home. The highest aspiration of intelligent life. For some reason, stored and tucked away as the ultimate prize. A single concept emerged in omnipresence: we cannot grok the preciousness of our existence. Yet it is everything we’ve ever wanted and more. The state we long for without knowing it exists. This caused me great pain and heartache. A swell of loyalty and devotion emerged inside me, pledging allegiance to existence. To become a warrior and caretaker of life on earth. To protect at any cost the candle of consciousness that has miraculously emerged in this part of the galaxy. What awaits will wipe all your tears, soothe all your sorrows, and infinitely exceed your wants.
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@NatlParkService This is why people should carry & use a machete. Trail maintenance is everybody's responsibility
On a recent trip to Yosemite, I had to widen almost all of the side trails I used. Overhanging branches, saplings as tripping hazards, ugh
When you visit a NP, cut back the brush!
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When hiking, the early bird gets the face full of spider webs.
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@uwutoowo1 RFK Jr must be feeling a disturbance in the force right now
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IN 3 HOURS (6PM EDT) we're going to press birdseed into seed oils and then fry chicken in it, and see which birdseed blend tastes the best
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@FactExplorers @RT_com Iran will declare victory pretty soon
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@simohayhaa @MarcPilot75 @1800ghostman Interaction quota?
It probably is good if those interacting engage with your comment
Like if I point out that your advice to put the phone down & take a walk is pretty solid advice for anyone on X
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@MarcPilot75 @1800ghostman Thanks for letting me hit my interaction quota for the month 😂. Take a walk and put your phone down. Literally replying to people to just farm out interactions from someone as from yourself 😂. Even better is you correlate political party with IQ level 😂
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Two Canadians dead because of Trump & Elon’s DOGE cuts to aviation security
Reuters@Reuters
The pilot and co-pilot of an Air Canada Express regional jet were killed after it collided with a fire truck while landing at New York's LaGuardia airport, in an incident that closed the airport, authorities and US media said reut.rs/4rSf8zf
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