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@yumisfw Me too (i am a morbidly obese man because i eat 200 cheeseburgers every day)

i love being a boob haver

@staticmeows flat chested + micro bikini = perfection

umm 😭

@hecncfixme are you dating popeye?

WHAT DID MY EBOY JUST SEnd ME?

@WitchfulCorgi i was about to send a picture of a genderswapped george bush but i ended up corrupting my search history and likely confusing the hell out of my isp the worst part - i couldnt even find a proper female george bush picture to post

I love girl bush. Gotta be one one of my most favourite things on this earth. Please send me photos of girl bush

@SamRestless 3250 subs ($8,000+) = horror game me, who used to play horror games on stream for free:

For £23,750 i will also play a game of Valorant

@LibertyforDacap @ManaByte what level of delusion even is this

@ManaByte Space is literally completely fake darling

I’m going to be very sincere with you. If you think: The Earth is flat. We never landed on the moon. Space doesn’t exist. Please do the human race a huge favor and never breed.

@AndrusPlay17 gem translation post... but at what cost?

En mi puta vida tendre la oportunidad de acostarme en el pecho suave de una chica

guys is it just me or is there no more white dogshit? i swear to god, when i was a kid - i couldve sworn i used to see white dogshit outside all the time now - i dont remember the last time i saw white dogshit outside was white dogshit an actual thing or am i going insane

A girl was streaming and her cat started reading the chat

WHAT FIRE HYDRANTS

hell fucking naw get this shit outta my notifications

Genocide and hunger across the planet but here's a cool picture from a distance so you can be proud of yourself in your meritless complicity.

@CatboyOfTruth thanks now im sexually confused

Monkey's paw happened - my timeline is now full of bizarre/niche fetish content - balloon popping, tickling, even some shit i dont know how to describe I mean, ill take it over my old timeline which consisted of propaganda, political & religious extremists and engagement bots

@JayinKyiv psst, yakutia...! declare independence...!

A representative from Russia's Yakutia region complains that the war is exterminating their population, with some towns losing around 10% of their male population/year. On the town of Andryushkino, there are only 839 people, including 581 indigenous people, of this 72 were sent to Ukraine in 2025 alone, with 22 of those already dead. Exterminating indigenous people - a long Russian tradition.

@nocontextmemes "hey-..."

@Ch0coPenicilin i dont know why twitter randomly recommended me this tweet but im happy for you

FIRST TIME TOUCHING MYSELF AFTER A WHOLE ASS FUCKING WEEEK

@3liaFM isnt this just manipulation

me fighting the urge to say "so you hate me" when I don't get my way

@rareeovo @shitpost_2049