Billy Beane - Somebody Stop Me

Franz Wagner makes his return tonight 🙏🏼 #AprilFools @BreezyReports

Josh Naylor might’ve been my worst fantasy baseball pickup yet. 1-23 to start the season and he batted .295 last year?

@Angelic_Minds_ @SFGiants Traded his bum ass away yesterday 🙏🏼

@SFGiants He’s killing my fantasy team

Four hits for Willy Adames tonight 🙌

Me and the IT guy after I pass the phishing test

@BBGreatMoments He’ll be a @TheSavBananas in a few years

A Tennessee recruit nearly got into it with the opposing coach 😳 (via allnationprospects/TT)

@GAFollowers If she’s not giving up the cheekz then she has to go. Get right or get left

Man leaves a woman from Atlanta at the airport after she got flown out (Arizona) and then refuses to give the man a hug after eating a fancy restaurants for 7 days.

@britnihemmer I could never smash a homies ex though. That’s a line I’ll never cross @BreezyReports #Savage

@britnihemmer Smashed my ex’s friend back in college 24 hours after the breakup

banging your ex’s friend is one thing but banging your friend’s ex is diabolical

@AlvaroNBAMartin @redrock_bball Prego >

Por fin Mizkan Holdings hizo lo correcto y alcanzó un acuerdo con Donte DiVincenzo para que endose tu salsa de tomate italiana. El apodo de Donte es 'BIG RAGU', que recientemente cayó en desuso. Ahora lo usarán los comentaristas con mayor frecuencia.

@smitch2010 @CClarkReport Because no one was watching

@CClarkReport A thought: When Maya, Elena, Candace came into the league did women hate on them like Caitlin? I’m not going to ask about Aja, no one is going to brutalize her on the court, nor put up with it. It’s just one of the most bizarre things, the hate CC gets over these few years

Caitlin Clark was named to the McDonald’s All American 25th Anniversary Starting 5

@TheNolanater @Vullety How can you chase someone when you’ve already lapped them? Lmao

@Vullety 23 years so many stats and still chasing MJ and Kobe. When you compare Lebron isn't that impressive at all just played longer.

Doesn’t change the fact that he lost 6 NBA finals and Jordan is 6-0 in the finals 🤷‍♂️

@rudebets Josh Naylor

Most disappointing MLB hitters so far: Michael Busch Daulton Varsho Shohei Ohtani Cal Raleigh Nick Kurtz

When a girls hinge bio says: “Take me on vacation” “I don’t message first” “No hookups” “The way to my heart is vacations” “Nurse” “Bartender” “Flight attendant”

@ugclipz He’s on coke 100000000%

Jaden Ivey on Anthony Edwards using the F slur

@TheRyenRussillo AJ Peterson Caleb Wilson

Who should be the #1 pick?

@Great_Pretenda8 @therealBeede Derrick Jones JR tore his MCL TWICE and still came back before Franz. Dejounte Murray/tatum coming off a damn ACHILLES rupture even came back before him. Franz Wagner = SOFT

@therealBeede Dillon Brooks broke his hand and is back before an ankle sprain.

#Magic coach Jamahl Mosley said Franz Wagner is “progressing well.” Wagner has gone through physical games and has played 5-on-5 as well. Mosley said they’ll see how Wagner responds to today’s treatment and they’ll go from there.

@OMagicDaily Germany game coming up?

Jamahl Mosley said Franz Wagner continues to progress and is playing 5-on-5 now. #Magic are still seeing how he responds to each workout and going from there. Here he is getting some shots up after shootaround:

@BrickCenter_ Brother, PUT THE PHONE DOWN!

Jaden Ivey on IG live: “That’s why my wife in here she she’s not even texting me.” *in the background* “Jaden, don’t talk about that.”

@LegionHoops Yea, his NBA career is OVER. H better start learning Chinese…

Jaden Ivey says his family is calling him ‘psycho’ and ‘crazy’: “Those who are around me, those who are my family members betraying me because of what I spoke. The truth. Betraying me. Saying that I’m losing my mind. Saying that I’m crazy. Saying that I don’t know the truth.” (via @JoelXLorenzi)

@uconn0707 @Commanders @JR1ERA We already do

@Commanders @JR1ERA Biracial’s gone run the world by 2050

Congratulations to the Reaves 🥂 📸 @JR1ERA