Sailor

I need Patchouli's giant fat ass smothering my face right fucking now

They're calling it "Sailormania", a destructive, rapeitudinous phenomenon currently sweeping the nation

*gets mad and pours an entire 2 liter of diet coke over my keyboard*

Mugi, she's fat and sweet and soft and her eyebrows look like pickles.... and she plays the keyboard which is kind of awesome......

@GreasyScoundrel Bullshit like this is why I abandoned you on Planet Sheen!!!!!

@NEEToDesu So? It's a good freakin game

There are literally no video games to play

@GreasyScoundrel Someone already said that you fucking bum... x.com/i/status/20638…

@NEEToDesu Mario 64

I want a groyper for my birthday

@GreasyScoundrel I think the greatest thing to ever hit the television was the wii remote when my dad was too reatarded to use the wrist strap playing wii tennis

@NEEToDesu Planet Sheen was the greatest thing to ever hit television

Planet Dick Wayne

I do blackface like Michael Jackson Wait no, whiteface like Michael Jackson I grab my dick like Michael Jackson Sorry, this child kinda distractin Macaulay Culkin disrupt my rappin!!

‼️🐸We getting groyper money!!⚠️💸

This bit is old hat at this point.... You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby Raρe

McCartney II because it's the one with Temporary Secretary The Arab reading this ;3c

Give me attention or I'll hit oomfie in the head with a shovel neetodesu.straw.page

Thank you Sailor-sama just for doing what you do.....

I have a "problematic ship" it's called me x oomfie!!!!

*leads you down the path to ruin*

*decays*

imagine how much better m9nogatari would be if everyone was naked all the time