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Grover Cleveland had cancer (sarcoma) in his mouth and jaw removed on a yacht at sea while the public thought he was on vacation, and no one knew until 24 years later Woodrow Wilson had several strokes before and during his terms Eisenhower had a heart attack that they described as gas Chester Arthur’s kidneys were failing Roosevelt contracted polio and became paralyzed, so they took no pictures below the waist afterward to hide it JFK nearly died at least 5 times in his life due to Addison’s disease, including during his term, and was on a cocktail of drugs that included tons of steroids If it's one thing we can count on, it's that our government will not tell us if our president is unwell/cannot do the job because it temporarily crashes the market, causing billions in losses for the wealthy

uhm oh ok i am not young anymore

Biden literally ended the most recent Forever War, forgave BILLIONS in student loans, and helped with the most envied post-COVID recovery. Lmao. Y'all are such fucking unserious morons.

Conan O’Brien congratulates Danhausen on his WWE debut, recalls meeting him: “Five years ago this month, we did our very first fan episode. I really love these segments and the very first one featured a fan of mine named Danhausen. Now, Danhausen is a wrestler, and he explained to me when we did this very first fan episode that he had loosely based his character, his wrestling character, on me if I was an interdimensional demon, which seems redundant to me. Danhausen and I had a great conversation. We talked about comedy, performance, the love of entertaining people. And what struck me, and still I remember this to this day, Danhausen told me that he had been grinding away for the past eight years, driving 12 hours every weekend, just be able to get up in front of people and wrestle. And this is a guy who just applied an incredible work ethic to his passion, and I was so impressed with this fellow. Now it's five years later and I am thrilled to report that Danhausen has recently made his WWE debut to rave reviews. And this is proof again that if you can marry hard work to your passion, you can go places. So on behalf of myself and all of us here at Team Coco, massive congratulations and mad respect to Danhausen. And I'm so proud of you. Happy for you.” (Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend)

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I would take a bullet for Rise

when I was a kid, adults worked really hard to make sure I could identify reliable sources of information. they made a big deal about not citing wikipedia etc. but they didn't drive home that a lot of the people talking about politics are just mentally ill and you shouldn't listen to anything they say. the older I've gotten, the more I've seen people I know get depressed and then start talking like this. they blame their mental state on the state of the world, but the causation clearly goes the other way.

The moment we lost the culture war is when the left decided to say "it's not my job to educate you"

Did some film journalism, kinda popularmechanics.com/science/g70676…

a couple weeks ago i walked past a guy talking to his friends in a jar jar binks voice saying “mmm! meesa socially liberal but fiscally conservative!” and ever since i’ve been wondering what the context of the joke could’ve been

If you live within 30 miles of the megalopolis in the northeast this chart does not apply to you keep scrolling

We can't have two economically illiterate parties, it's like having two fun parents, we're all gonna starve to death.

Pete Rose is looking up at this in disbelief

It occurs to me that political activism is a really fertile ground for predators. Because you can see what happened to Huerta-- she's Delores Bleeping Huerta, literally a living legend, and SHE was afraid to say anything. Didn't want to hurt the movement.

Is One Battle After Another the first Best Picture winner to have a Fortnite tie-in?

Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things St. Patrick's Day stands for! All this drinking, violence, destruction of property, are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?

Teachers have simultaneously: A) been stripped of the ability to do anything about poorly behaved students B) been pressured to pass students no matter what C) been tasks with taking on more and more responsibilities that used to belong to parents D) been vilified and blamed for every problem in society. So…why the job dissatisfaction? It’s a mystery!

Whatever your opinion is, we got to hear the Oscars orchestra play “Dirty Work”