Neil Kucera

@4BeaglesInATree @ResistWire He's not an alcoholic. Blew zeroes at the scene. He's been addicted to pain medication.

@ResistWire How did he go from winner to such a loser? I know he’s an alcoholic, but geez he was so drunk he needed to name drop Trump? That’s just pathetic.

JUST IN: Tiger Woods called President Trump from the scene of his rollover crash before his DUI arrest, per TMZ. "I was just talking with the President."

@DrunkenDimwit @PHXFansAZ Hoffman also signed after losing a $40 MILLION contract from the Orioles because he failed his physical. You wanna spend $30-40M on a guy who can't pass a physical? Sure it's worked out so far but what if he blows his elbow out tomorrow. You want another Montgomery?

@DrunkenDimwit @PHXFansAZ Hoffman wasn't a FA this offseason. Yates is 39 and had a 5+ ERA in '25 - you'd be mad he signed another Rodney, Sewald, Melancon, etc. Weaver maybe - but I'd bet you there was no chance we could sign him - probably doesn't want to come back considering his history here.

And this is the same reason why you don’t celebrate three games of good bullpen performance. There’s a 2+ season track record here.

@DrunkenDimwit @PHXFansAZ Name one player you would've signed.

@NWKMF @PHXFansAZ Im definitely not going after the absolute elite because there is zero chance of signing them, I would look for pitchers that have been solid/dependable their entire careers, I would rather have a pen full of solid arms with a lights out closer over 1-2 top relievers

@AZisdamnhot @GoldyHappens @DHallDbacks @Dbacks Yeah dude, this is genuinely your worst, most indefensible take.

@GoldyHappens I’ve known @DHallDbacks for 20 years. I’m a huge @Dbacks fan. While I often disagree with player development & managerial issues (lack of bullpen prioritization & strange Lovullo thinking at times), I respect Prez/CEO Hall. He’s cares about fans & our community. And he listens.

Derrick Hall suuuuuuuuuucks

@DrunkenDimwit @PHXFansAZ I think you genuinely don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Let's say you're the GM. Who you signing this off season? (Keep in mind - even if you pick someone... it's not as easy as "pay $X, get what you want)

@NWKMF @PHXFansAZ Im not saying they should be winning one every 5 years, but im also noticing that they aren't in any rush to try and get back to the playoffs with the way Hazen consistently ignores the teams biggest downfall...pitching.

@614___tOSU McCann pitched lol. Or... maybe I should say he threw.

Omg zero clue that it got to 17. What?!

@DrunkenDimwit @PHXFansAZ

@NWKMF @PHXFansAZ It doesn't seem like the Dbacks want to win another

@BBGreatMoments @SJSharkz19

When Max Scherzer mocked home plate ump CB Bucknor by pretending to flip a coin for calls 🪙

@SJSharkz19 @GoldyHappens The 9th was our backup catcher lol

@NWKMF @GoldyHappens That wasn’t a position player?

This needs to be Joe Ross’s last MLB game

@DrunkenDimwit @PHXFansAZ You live in fucking lala land dude. There are 9 teams who haven't even BEEN to a World Series since we won our FIRST. The Cubs went 107 years without winning one. The Red Sox went 86. Phillies 77. Winning a WS isn't something you pull off every 5 years.

@NWKMF @PHXFansAZ Apparently its not a very big deal to the Dbacks because it took them 22 years to make it back to the WS...seems to me they don't want you strive for anything past mediocrity

@PHXFansAZ @DrunkenDimwit "Most expensive roster" Burnes - $32M Gurriel - $14M J-Mart - $3.6M Puk - $2.95M We can ignore Gurriel, but our top SP (and highest paid) and our top 2 RP (1st and 3rd highest paid) were out basically the whole season. You can't tell me that doesn't make a difference.

@NWKMF @DrunkenDimwit Nobody's asking them to win a championship, but winning a damn Wild Card with the most talented and expensive rosters you've had since 2001 really isn't a big ask. Play slightly better than .500 and you're in.

@shoewizard59 😂

James McCann better be careful with that heavy a slider usage, not good for elbow. /S

@PHXFansAZ Who are the teams who consistently get it right?

@NWKMF Unfortunately, this is a results-driven business and some organizations consistently get it right when it comes to pitching, while others (D-Backs) consistently fail to evaluate, acquire and develop pitching.

@DrunkenDimwit @PHXFansAZ Do you know how hard it is to win a championship? Or how big of a deal it is to even MAKE IT to a WS? Only 13 teams have made the World Series multiple times this century. We're one of them. We also WON one. In the last 50 years 6 teams have won ZERO. Only 13 have one 2.

@PHXFansAZ @NWKMF Mediocre is the best any AZ pro team will ever be, are there flashes of false hope? Just look at 2021 for the suns and 2023 for the Dbacks, both went on amazing runs, lost in the finals/ws, then fell to shit. Sustained success isn't possible with AZ sports.

@GoldyHappens Speak of the devil 😂

@GoldyHappens Honestly, I'd rather we just let a position player pitch the last 3 lol

@PHXFansAZ Better to defend guys I know to be smart and capable than to pretend like it's as easy as "just go get a good bullpen." Baseball is one of the highest variance sports. If one or two guys don't tank last year (ie. Nelson, Ginkel), and Puk and J-Mart don't go down? Different story

@NWKMF Year after year you defend mediocrity. When it comes to the pen it's FAR worse than mediocre.

@PHXFansAZ I wish you were our GM. You're way smarter than any of those idiots.

@NWKMF That All Star game lineup scored a grand total of 7 runs in 3 games vs Cleveland. Again, you choose to ignore the fact that we're on season 3 of this being a major problem. It's never addressed in any meaningful way.

Fun fact: a loss counts the same whether you lose by 1 run or 15 runs. We're almost certainly going to lose tonight, but everyone needs to relax.