Homie El Guacamole

George Springer and Ernie Clement are in the house tonight… wrong seats but 🤷‍♂️

@spittinchiclets @BizNasty2point0 Bingo

Hockey’s become so much a rich man’s game that who knows how many natural talented kids get left behind because they can’t afford to play.

Nick Shirley says he wants to come to Canada next to expose all the tax payer fraud in our country Do you support this?

@BlueJays WTF

ROSTER MOVES: 🔹 RHP José Berríos has been placed on the 15-day injured list (right elbow stress fracture), retroactive to March 22 🔹 RHP Shane Bieber has been placed on the 15-day injured list (right elbow inflammation), retroactive to March 22 🔹 RHP Yimi García has been placed on the 15-day injured list (right elbow ulnar nerve and AC joint surgery), retroactive to March 22 🔹 RHP Trey Yesavage has been placed on the 15-day injured list (right shoulder impingement), retroactive to March 22 🔹 OF Anthony Santander has been placed on the 10-day injured list (left shoulder labral tear), retroactive to March 22 🔹 RHP Chase Lee has been optioned to Triple-A Buffalo 🔹 RHP Angel Bastardo and INF Leo Jiménez designated for assignment

OFFICIAL: Presenting your 2026 #OpeningNight roster!

@MelissaLMRogers @Bandyrist What a stupid fuck

CARNEY believes that affordability in Canada is the BEST it’s been in over a decade. WHAT 😆 How do these people get up everyday and lie to Canadians

@spookyghourl Space that’s about it. 1tb can go real quick depends on how many games you have

Hi so is there a difference between the 1TB Xbox and the 512GB SSD console or is it just space?

@PerfectTrev @VanDamGuy69 They will throw big money to tuch, McCarron, malenstein because they will have to overpay for free agents to come to Canada and on a rebuilding team

@Nabatron @VanDamGuy69 So true

🚨BREAKING🚨 As per Thomass Drance, as the #Canucks season wraps up Thomass suggests signing a player like Alexander Tuch to a 8 x 10. He believes bringing in a top draft pick this year and signing Alexander will get this team closer to competing for a playoff spot in the weak Pacific Division. More to come on #CanucksTalk with Thomass Drance

@spittinchiclets Perry is a human punching bag

Michael McCarron fed Corey Perry a LETHAL uppercut 😳

@spookyghourl Sheeeeeesh that’s worth like 10k right there

I feel complete

@RebelNewsOnline Fuck that shit

Representatives from Canada’s largest Pride festivals demand increased funding from the Carney Liberals, asserting the current taxpayer funding is "insufficient." They call for a "modest" sum of $9 million for their festivals over three years.

Love the Canucks slogan for next year 🥰🥰🥰

@NHLRumourReport No one taking demko lol

Frank Seravalli: Re goalies: The free agent market is essentially Stuart Skinner and Freddy Andersen, and the trade market...Anthony Stolarz, I'd imagine that if he's healthy the Canucks would be interested in dealing Thatcher Demko - Halford & Brough (3/18)

@spookyghourl And then when it’s tax season CRA shows up and wants more money from Canadians to give to immigrants or other countries

@Nabatron Lmao 😭

Wait for it... 💀

2026 Louis Vuitton Glasses Tattoo 😎

Looking at the gas prices in Canada (Vancouver) rn 😭

@james_xond Easy money

If I offered you $2K a week and all you had to do was go to the gym for at least 2 hours a day, would you take it?

Man gold and silver going into the fucking toilet