Nancy Melchert

It's Moon's 9-month birthday (we think) and it's been 3 months and 10 days since his surgery. Thank you again to everyone who has donated and shared our story. It would be great if you shared again! gofund.me/f5542830

Moon had his sutures removed today and is happy to have his collar off. He has some scabbing and he'll have a cool scar, but the procedures were successful. Thank you to all who have donated and shared this story. Every bit helps. gofund.me/5bbb390c

I hope it's not to run

@carolrhartsell I cannot come close to Jägermeister because it smells like Robitussin.

@JonBershad Did you make this graphic? It doesn't make sense to me. Is the person very small? The frying pan is almost the same size as the fire. Is it a small fire or a large frying pan? Or are they both huge and the person is regular human sized? That would probably be the scariest part

Hopping away from the evil billionaire-owned communication tool and into the evil billionaire-owned communication tool

My morning routine lasts 8-10 hours and involves getting ready for bed.

If I were your student loans, I'd forgive you.

Why is deodorant gendered?

@ginnyhogan_ hoo ha in my hoo ha

@SteveEarle @CBEBK @HappyWoman9 @CommunityBkstr I thought it was a nice conversation. Thanks for having it.

Steve will join Lucinda Williams in conversation on Monday, April 24th at @CBEBK in Brooklyn, NY for the launch of her memoir Don’t Tell Anybody The Secrets I Told You. Click the link below for tickets and more info. lucindawilliamsbrooklyn.eventbrite.com

@kyleewert There is probably a real number and it's probably very high.

How many children need to die?

@annevclark I realize I'm not tweeting back at the OP but real engagement scares me, thank you.

@annevclark Uummm, also I don't shower with my contact lenses in because OOWWW soap in my contacts is even worse than soap in my eyes.

With water and soap

Wish I had a personality. Instead I just have a very short list of things I like and then anger.

@ThatEricAlper Silence

@kyleewert this is so bad. it's such bad form. all of it.

Oh good, one more thing she is confidently extremely wrong about…

Listening to the anniversary reissue of Failer by @kittythefool. It is such a good album. Hard to believe I've been listening to this for 20 years.

@ThatEricAlper And I'm 57 but I could be 7 years old 'Cause I will never be able to Comprehend the expansiveness Of what I've just learned Copenhagen, Lucinda Williams

We should bring back land lines. Phone calls should happen inside, in the privacy of anywhere else but near me on this G train.

New year, new* me. *worse