Whiterun Guard

my life consists mostly of mead and existential dread

skyrim would be funnier if all the npcs talked like sims. imagine brynjolf coming up to you like "me hoy minoy"

god still hasn't smited me for my hubris, so my work is unfinished

@_woodlandsystem you're right, skyrim is way sturdier than these things

I'm convinced these things were made by bethesda

time to take a shit on the taxpayers' dime

attaching sirens directly to my helmet

get back on this account and I get a notification that says I'm shadow banned so they can make sure I'm human??? thalmor censorship

legit just put my socks in the fridge by accident

the song "Sigurd Ain't So" actually goes pretty hard ngl

if you're curious, I assure you it's exactly what it professes to be youtu.be/x_IONpQkuiY?si…

I saw this in my youtube recommendations and I feel like everything in my life has led me to this moment

@_Jyggalag_ it's good if you're a cringeposting conoisseur

@Need4Mead Is it good?

@Frozen_TESV there is an episode of supernatural that did this unironically

When you die and go to Purgatory it will be a 24/7 insta-respawn 2fort community server

when you join the volkihar vampires

@pantaloonzzz I'm pretty sure the winner was me actually

I think belethor says "fuck" a lot, but secretly, when we're not looking

word of power learned: zoinks

SHAGGY THIS ISN'T MEAD