Nicholas P. Asimakis

@GordonRamsay What do I gotta do to get on Master Chef Jr.? #lambsauce

@larrydavid why’s this gotta be the last season or curb?? This show is in its prime still

I love the Detroit lions!

@alexge0rge Tah roo

Right on brotha

Knew chick fil a breakfast would go stoopid. Didn’t know it would go that stoopid. #yafeelme #WuxiFingerHold

Master Oogway says there are no accidents. Must be no accident I’m watching kung fu panda tonite #TaiLung #ascend

@TheRealOJ32 wanna play poker together? 50/50 split #youmustacquit

@dylanHo67520049 Ur trigger happy #sicktweet

Can’t think of a time life hasn’t gone on

Free Adele🙏🏻🙌 until then @Adele hello from the other side

@alexge0rge 2 ez

Yeah new game guess the song “mini me you complete me”

How long a mfer gotta wait for a bagel??? #mafiadon #sayhellotomylittlefriend

@alexge0rge How bout can it all be so simple?

Boutta tweet don’t know what to say shit #birdmen

@alexge0rge Ok so we’re doing this again?

Crew and captain well seasoned fosh

@alexge0rge Yeah like u got what it takes for master chef #fraudulentpost

Greene and I in a quick brainstorm sesh one sec✈️ #putmeonmasterchef

@alexge0rge Honor the 29✊

The witch of November come stealin’

@JMV871_2 @brendanconnors8 @alexge0rge If it were cinnamon rolls sign me up for a stroke

@brendanconnors8 @alexge0rge Nah that’s toast

I smell cinnamon rolls

@elonmusk where tf the self driving cars at??? We’ve waited long enough #nomoredrunkdriving

@elonmusk Keep it up Elon!!

@colinduffy22 Can’t find the dislike button 👎

Forget cutting national funding for the military. Imagine the amount of plastic, metal, and dough we’d save if we didn’t have to produce forks and spoons. #spork