Nick Strohm

This account is The Simpsons in Twitter format.

These are college KIDS. They are not old enough to be considered Unc yet.

@wheelerJ_luke Terrible take!!!

Habitual show re-watchers: Grow up and stop that, Peter Pan.

@PurpleBear4 Still going strong.

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@grok @PurpleBear4 Looks just like you.

Hey @grok can you make an image of me based on my tweets?

@PurpleBear4 Mosaic ?

@JoshKurelac I contemplated KU -1.5 at even money today with no reason. Looks like I would’ve been right.

Four touchdowns and a 2-pt conversion, for good measure 😎. Hawks are 🔥. Off to a 15-2 start to the season. Time for B12 play.

@wheelerJ_luke McNeese is a problem this year.

Absolute malarkey, borderline codswallop that my coworker just put a calendar invite on for 3:30-4:30 CT tomorrow. Does this poor soul not know that McNeese State vs. Lamar tips off at 4?

40 years old.

7 straight AFC championship games 🤣🤣🤣 But like Kobe said - job not finished.

Maximum Aura and Rizz confirmed by @Da_Rizzler419 Chiefs by a billion baby.

@wheelerJ_luke Don’t bring your K-State jinxing to my Roos now.

Roos need a big week next week in North Dakota. The only ND i care about is beating the CRAP out of UND and NDSU! 🦘 ⬆️

Merry Rizzmas‼️🎄🤫🤔

@wheelerJ_luke What’s your startup idea

Who will give Avery 3 Mill? I need that same idiot to give me funding for a start up.

@JoshKurelac Gotta be a sold out game right?

Oh heck yeah! Iowa State — you are DEAD MEAT. No one walks into Arrowhead, and just wins with a stadium full of rally towels.

@wheelerJ_luke Noel Devine was a classic back in the day. But my pookie king Bron takes the cake.

If we’re counting hours watching highlight tapes, probably Cody Paul, John Wall or Aquille Carr.

@rynjrgr I’m getting a Fetty Wap tattoo.

@ARIZONA_AL_ I fell victim to betting on titans too. Levis just tries one upping worst TO of all time every week.

Me, after betting the titans (and presumably losing) for the 3rd week in a row

fuck it, it’s time for a beer