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Nigel Latta

@NigelLatta

Guy who started Parentland app... and co-owner of a really nice dog. Feel free to disagree, but if you’re an arsehole about it I’ll block you without blinking.

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Kenzie's Gift
Kenzie's Gift@KenziesGift·
On 10th November @NigelLatta will be talking about how to deal with stress and anxiety in an engaging & entertaining evening. Nigel will explore how #COVID19 has impacted our lives, young and old, & share strategies to cope eventfinda.co.nz/2020/an-evenin…
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Nigel Latta@NigelLatta·
So we are on track to do squash the curve. Which is fantastic. We just need to keep it up. Don’t relax your social distancing. Stay home. Essential travel only. Discipline and focus are what we need now. Keep going. Every day. #StayHomeNZ
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Nigel Latta@NigelLatta·
A thread worth reading about why journalists ask the questions they do...
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Jamie Morton
Jamie Morton@JamieMortonNZ·
This is the graph that really says it all
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Nigel Latta@NigelLatta·
Him: (pause) no the control key Me: Let me see - i have an esc key, an F1 key, an f2 key... I then listed all the keys including a monkey key, a piano key, a leakey key etc etc. This went on for a bit. Only then did I realise he'd hung up. I hope he calls back.
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Nigel Latta@NigelLatta·
Me (still going): ... my neighbour, their kids, the dog sometimes, and random people wander in from the street and use it. Also... a ghost uses it. I'm not certain of that... but I'm pretty sure a ghost uses it. Him: (pause) Can you see the control key? Me: I have my house key?
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Nigel Latta@NigelLatta·
Him: Your computer. Me: Your computer? You want me to sit in front of your computer? Him: No, your computer. Me: Thats a relief, none of us are allowed to go outside so that would have been hard. Him: Are you sittting in front of your computer? Me: Yours or mine? Him Yours.
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Nigel Latta@NigelLatta·
Me: 22. One green, two red, a purple one, two orange ones, a banana, six rabbits, a disco light and a searchlight. Is that normal? Him: (pause) Yes. I need you to sit in front of your computer. Me: Ok, which one is that? Him: What? Me: Which one is the computer?
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Nigel Latta@NigelLatta·
Him: What? Me: Smoke. There's smoke pouring out of our internet. we were thinking that was strange. Is that normal? Him: (pause) What? Me: The smoke is that normal? Him: No. Me: What should I do, this is clearly very serious? Him: Tell me how many lights are on on your router?
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Nigel Latta@NigelLatta·
Awesome day. A scammer rang me from a Wellington number claiming to be from "Spark" about 'faulty internet'. Him: Its a serious problem. Me: Shit, should I call someone? The army? The police? Him: No, I can help you. Me: Thank god, is that why there is smoke coming from it?
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TVNZ Comms
TVNZ Comms@TVNZComms·
TVNZ is excited to partner with the Ministry of Education to deliver Home Learning TV | Papa Kāinga TV to Kiwi kids. This new channel, accessible on Freeview 7 and Sky 502 from 15 April will provide teacher-led learning for New Zealand families.
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Joseph's Machines
Joseph's Machines@josephsmachines·
I’ve found an excellent use of my time at home.
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You don't need to come out of lockdown with a clean house, six new skills, perfectly cut fringe, and having lost 5kgs. You need to come out of lockdown without having infected or endangered anyone. That's it. That's your job. Send tweet.
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Nigel Latta@NigelLatta·
@SiouxsieW My experience is if you speak out then that lot always say its about 1) self promotion 2) $$ and 3) b/c you want to be a politician. It never seems to occur to them that maybe you just want to help people. Which is a very clear window into their own values. Block. Block. Block.
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Nigel Latta@NigelLatta·
Staying home works... if we stay home.
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