No Context Socially Distant Sports Bar

'I was working out the fingering' - @elisjames, @distantpod Hoffi Pod 17

'I wouldn't slaughter a load of monks for some conkers' - @MikeBubbins, @distantpod

Strong recollections from @elisjames on this week's @distantpod @MikeBubbins, @SteffGarrero

"I’m an outdoorsy person. I walk to the pub and look at my phone on the patio chairs" - @MikeBubbins, @distantpod

What does @MikeBubbins think of the pub dickhead on @ElisJames' stag do? @distantpod, @SteffGarrero

Have I told you about my garden - @MikeBubbins, @distantpod

Hoffi Pod 12 took quite the turn

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"So, there was this mountain and I just kind of cycled right up it. I mean, it wasn't technically a mountain but it was big. A giant hill, if you like. Anyway..." @elisjames, @distantpod

Bocelli On An easyJet?

TEN EPISODES!

Congratulations to @SteffGarrero and everyone else stealing @MikeBubbins' thunder on this week's @distantpod

Basically, team sanity vs team psychopaths

Are you a biscuit dunker? @distantpod, @elisjames, @SteffGarrero, @MikeBubbins

Kick off on the final day of the season. You know what to do, @MikeBubbins

This tweet is three years old but, after this week's Michael Owen's movie club, it's evergreen, @elisjames

There are NO similarities between Tony Mammoth and actor @MikeBubbins. Absolutely none. Zilch. Nada. 📺 Watch #Mammoth now on @BBCiPlayer: bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…

I’m not like you two d*ckheads. I don’t read books all the time. I’m not a bibliophile - @MikeBubbins, @distantpod

@Huw_not_Hugh @MikeBubbins I reposted Broadcast *trade magazine* word-for-word, who’ve been doing this since 1973. They’re reporting numbers from BARB, who’ve been calculating ratings since 1981. This isn’t an argument because you’re wrong. I’m gonna mute you cos this is ridiculous.

@NoDistant @MikeBubbins I’m not looking for an argument, but what you’re reporting isn’t correct

“Mammoth gets going with 430,000 - BBC2 sitcom draws largest audience outside of news bulletins” broadcastnow.co.uk/ratings/mammot… @MikeBubbins

@Huw_not_Hugh @MikeBubbins Again, because you ignored the first explanation, the football DID NOT START AT 10pm. Which means it isn’t judged in that timeslot for ratings purposes. If you have a problem with that, tell BARB - and the entire industry - that they’ve been doing it wrong since 1981

@NoDistant @MikeBubbins Between 2200-2224 the most watched channel was the champions league extra time.