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@philyburkhill @MyNath14 @greggislocallfc If you were bothered during the Hodgeson days Phil you’d have easily built up enough credits. Even the first year of Klopp wasn’t difficult and most seasons in between Absolutely no ‘chance’ at all, every game guaranteed

@MyNath14 @greggislocallfc Not got a fucking clue because I'm not a mug who pays 40 quid for the chance at getting tickets.

This is what happens when the young fans only experience is of Klopp.

@Corballyred @Macca10Era @anfieldrevpod It must be exhausting being so angry at everything all the time

@Macca10Era @anfieldrevpod Can you show me where the official channels pumped them out after Salah leaving announcement. Or where Molby and Thompson have had public spats with Salah 👍

Jan Molby and Phil Thompson BOTH have ranked Mo Salah as the 6th greatest Liverpool player ever. Where’s the outrage for them or is just Carragher only? #LFC

@Corballyred Thiago

Offer Thiago a 3 month contract. Instantly improves our Champions League qualification chances. Who says no....

Thiago could still be starting for Liverpool. He is a magician. That's what a 6 should be like, dictating everything 👍

@UmbreonCollectr @VincenzoGrappa @afcyaniss @jrcefc91 @BladesBall @reformparty_uk Of course you do mate

@NoImPatch @VincenzoGrappa @afcyaniss @jrcefc91 @BladesBall @reformparty_uk Make plenty of money off of them lad 💪🏻

Has an arsenal season ticket , takes his son to the football , goes to the pub without PR , plays 5 a side , worked his entire life More in common with the working man than the grifters @reformparty_uk

@UmbreonCollectr @VincenzoGrappa @afcyaniss @jrcefc91 @BladesBall @reformparty_uk Pokémon cards are for kids mate

@VincenzoGrappa @afcyaniss @jrcefc91 @BladesBall @reformparty_uk Lived with mine for 10 years and had our own place for 8. TUC.

@VincenzoGrappa Any truth in the rumours police are limiting numbers to 550?

Enough is enough reds. Join our march. 11th April before Fulham. 9 laps of Anfield. Show them the club is ours. RT366.

@VincenzoGrappa @danny_bhoy88 @FBAwayDays

@danny_bhoy88 @FBAwayDays Oh I’m not familiar with this term guess I got much to learn on here! Say Daniel should you have a moment could I ask you a question lad? RT366.

Does anyone know why this Everton fan had a toaster and a pack of Warburton crumpets at the Everton game on Saturday? I’d love to know the context? 😆🤷‍♂️

@Corballyred What’s a perf?

People overreacting to last night. Galatasaray are poor—conceded 5 away to Frankfurt, wouldn’t make top 15 in PL, missing key CB, lost best player after 10 mins, no away fans. Good perf, but not Slot’s redemption arc as some claim. That’s just standard LFC level at home in the Champions League. Let’s see if Slot redemption lasts past Brighton & Man City 👍

@JordanDelurey @VincenzoGrappa Why are you so upset about it

@VincenzoGrappa Your information is terrible and wrong and when your called out on making up complete lies about release clauses when its a known fact liverpool dont do release clauses for any player haha ... so you resort to ask someone their adress ? Fairly weird

NEW: Real Madrid’s most senior scout was at Anfield tonight as the Spanish giants prepare a summer bid for Liverpool’s Szoboszlai. The Hungarian’s representative team confirmed release clause active if Champions League football isn’t achieved in any season. Madrid aware. VG.

@Rory_Bond @AndyGni It’s making this head loss really hard to follow

@AndyGni Another quote tweet. Absolutely furious.

You're boring me now Rory. Enjoy your gatekeeping, super fan pose and all the 50p's your bluetick character brings in.

@Rollinsssssssss @Data_AnalystGuy @VincenzoGrappa You shouldn’t deflect pal

@Data_AnalystGuy @VincenzoGrappa Which part are you from?

@VincenzoGrappa @upthejunction28 @Huytontoffee

@upthejunction28 @Huytontoffee Good morning D W pal come now there’s no need to run scared of a friendly question, shall take just a moment of your time. VG.

If you are from Liverpool and feel anything but completely disdain toward that flag and cunts it represents then you're an idiot who needs to wake up

@VincenzoGrappa You do the lords work

@NoImPatch We promise to address that balance with our usual guff in the week ahead pal. VG.

Just a reminder for this app that debate between people that won’t change their mind no matter what isn’t a debate, it’s a futility. And that there’s no good faith argument with a poor faith actor. Now you’re armed with this knowledge enjoy the sunshine and a nice drink. VG

@VincenzoGrappa @quantumgrizzly @AngrySaxon90 @nocontextEFC

@quantumgrizzly @AngrySaxon90 @nocontextEFC Come now Chris there’s no need to run scared all weekend from a friendly inquiry pal, it’s just a question, if you’d be so kind. VG.

WOKE’S NOT DEAD

@Corballyred @_pauljoyce I’m not sure Paul has one pal

@_pauljoyce Can we see a breakdown of the wage bill just for the playing staff, because I've serious doubts we pay players more than City Chelsea and Utd 👍

Liverpool now have the biggest wage bill in the Premier League. Figure includes bonuses from title win. thetimes.com/sport/football…

@VincenzoGrappa @JohnMappin

@JohnMappin Good morning and thank you for your detailed essay John and daughter pals, I read in great depth with interest and - if you’d be so kind - I have a patriotic question I’d like to ask please. VG.

Why We Have Joined Restore Britain And Why We Support Rupert Lowe in His Purpose to Unify the British People and All Positive Participants to Prevent the Otherwise Inevitable Destruction of Our Culture. By John & Irina Mappin There comes a moment in the life of a nation when complaint must give way to construction. For years, many of us have watched the drift — the slow erosion of confidence, sovereignty, cultural coherence, and simple common sense. We have debated it at dinner tables, lamented it in drawing rooms, and dissected it online. Yet civilisation is not preserved by commentary alone. It is preserved by participation. That is why we have decided to join Restore Britain. Not as a protest. Not as an act of anger. But as an act of restoration. We have spent much of our lives building — businesses, creative ventures, cultural platforms. At Camelot Castle Hotel, we have sought to create not merely a hotel, but an epicentre of creativity — a place where art, philosophy, enterprise and friendship meet. Camelot is not nostalgia; it is a living myth. It reminds us that greatness begins with imagination. And Britain, too, is a living myth. This island produced Magna Carta, parliamentary democracy, Shakespeare, Newton, the Industrial Revolution, and the defeat of totalitarianism. It is not a trivial footnote in history. It is one of the great civilisational engines of the modern world. But engines, if neglected, rust. Restore is not about grievance politics. It is about competence, confidence and clarity. It is about borders that function, laws that mean something, energy policies grounded in realism, and a tax system that rewards work rather than punishes initiative. Most importantly, it is about cultural self-respect. Our decision was not purely philosophical. It became personal. At one point, we were formally approached regarding the possible use of our hotel to accommodate large numbers of asylum seekers. A very substantial financial sum was offered. For some, this would have been a straightforward commercial decision. For us, it was a moment of clarity. We think it is fair to say that people know where we stand on the subject of illegal immigration. Compassion must always exist — but compassion without control ceases to be compassion; it becomes chaos. We do not criticise individuals seeking refuge in difficult circumstances. But the fact that a historic cultural landmark in Tintagel could be so readily repurposed as emergency overflow accommodation brought home something far more serious: the scale of the dysfunction. It revealed, starkly, that the system was no longer operating within manageable bounds. When a government begins scrambling for buildings rather than managing borders, we are no longer discussing policy refinement — we are witnessing policy failure. That moment crystallised for us the true state of our country. Politics ultimately comes down to people. We have spoken this week with Rupert Lowe. We are proud to support Rupert's vision and proud to have donated to Restore's Cromwell Club. In an age where politics has become theatrical, transactional and often hollow, character matters more than ever. We have seen his character first-hand. Integrity is not measured in press releases. It is measured in private conduct. When we bought Camelot Castle — that beautiful mythological icon that it is — many friends congratulated us. Over the years, we have often been praised for the restoration that has followed. We are frequently asked: what is it like to own such a national treasure? And of course, it is an honour. But the truth is this: one never truly owns such an iconic asset. One is merely its guardian. We are taking care of it for the next generation and for the generations that will follow. And that principle applies equally to our country. Britain is not something we possess. It is something we are entrusted with. There is much work to do when it comes to creating the future of this beautiful land that we have all been entrusted with. Borders matter. Energy policy matters. Economic revival matters. Cultural confidence matters. But above all, stewardship matters. Culture and politics are reflections of one another. At Camelot Castle, we have often spoken of creativity as the rehabilitation of civilisation. When you restore an individual’s creative spark, you restore their sanity, their agency, their future. When you restore a nation’s confidence, you restore its trajectory. Restore, in that sense, is not merely a political movement. It is a cultural reset. It says: decline is not destiny. As lifelong champions of entrepreneurs, artists, thinkers and builders, we recognise something in Restore that is too often absent from modern politics — seriousness. Not performative outrage. Not managerial drift. But seriousness. Britain stands at a crossroads: The easy path is cynicism. The harder path is responsibility. We have chosen responsibility. Restore offers a platform for serious reform: controlled migration, energy independence, regulatory simplification, economic revival, and the reassertion of parliamentary sovereignty. It is not extreme to want your country to function. Politics, at its best, is not about power. It is about stewardship. It is about passing on something stronger than we inherited. We want our children — and yours — to inherit a Britain that believes in itself again. A Britain that rewards hard work. A Britain that protects its freedoms. A Britain that speaks with moral clarity in a confused world. That is why we have joined Restore. Because the restoration of sanity begins with a decision. And we have made ours. All our love, John and Irina Mappin @RupertLowe10 @RestoreBritain_ @elonmusk

@Corballyred A grown man using the word ‘Slotball’ should be criminalised

We won't win another major trophy under Slot. Take that to the bank. His football is dire. No matter how much we spend, his football won't change. Slotball should be criminalised.

@VincenzoGrappa @Mrshaythompson

@Mrshaythompson Good morning Hayley, well that’s a shame for all the charming eligible bachelors across Merseyside but since you’re here may I ask Tim a question please? VG.

Sorry but I agree

@Rory_Bond No ale in that away end either

No time for Wrexham away after we score 7 tomorrow.