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@kron4news The DA you voted for will have him released. You wanted this.

@WallStreetApes May we see a photo of her boyfriend? Working on a theory.

American woman says she would give her life for a chicken biscuit She says what she wants in the morning is a chicken biscuit, what she wants throughout the day is a chicken biscuit, even her last meal she wants to be a chicken biscuit So she went and bought a fast food chicken biscuit Fast food chicken biscuits contain anywhere from 400-600+ calories per biscuit Many have over 1,500+ mg of salt per sandwich They have 10 grams of saturated fat and a bunch of other bad ingredients Make America Healthy Again

@WallStreetApes A more entitled race there never has been.

An African American couple is seen inside Bath & Body Works loading up full baskets and bags full of product and walking right out the door without paying The woman says they took 3 baskets out already, walked back inside, filled up more and you can see them leaving again If anyone knows who these people are make sure to report them

@ClownWorld What's that attorney's last name? I have a hunch.

Woman drinks 14 shots of tequila on a Carnival cruise, blacks out, falls, and now she's getting $300,000. She blames the bartenders. This is why lawsuits are out of control

@DailyLoud He looks jewish.

Man says Black Americans are the most influential people on the planet and says it’s not even close 👀

NETANYAHU: “Did the Nazis ask the Jews to leave politely? Did they say 'Please leave?' Of course not" Umm…yes. The Haavara Agreement facilitated the emigration of German jews to Palestine. 60k jews chose this option and safely got out. The Nazis even mailed them their shit.

@WallStreetApes Americans aren't just consumers, they're shareholders (401(k), IRA, brokerage, etc.). They don't mind this shit when they're on one side of this trade, just the other.

Americans can’t believe the prices fast food places are charging American ordered 2 medium drinks at Sonic, the price was $9.07 The only addition was a little splash of cream “My mind like blown away at this. I did not know a medium soda at Sonic — Not with a tip is $9.07. I guess I haven't been paying attention to my receipts 'cause this just blew my mind — This is it. This is when I enter my villain era. My villain arc right here. This is it” - Sonic was bought by Inspire Brands - Inspire Brands is majority owned by Roark Capital Group - Roark Capital Group is an Atlanta based private equity firm Private equity firms ruin everything

@ItsMrsWilkes Such simple-minded creatures.

They would blow through that money 💰 on bullsheeeeet.

@iomusicandfilm @avidseries Look at all the white people on that bus!

14. The Graduate (1967) Three indelible characters from the suburban disquiet of the 60s: A recent college graduate submerged in a hazy drifting inertia, a bored predatory housewife, and her daughter, who becomes a lifeline thrown to a drowning man.

@ccgreybeard @merlinscapital Who programs the robots?

@merlinscapital Can you imagine how great life will be when Optimus robots replace all of them. They all lie, robots can't.

LEAK: MULTIPLE CONGRESSMEN & WOMEN WILL RESIGN THIS WEEK DUE TO INCOMING TMZ REPORTS ON THEIR AFFAIRS AND MONEY LAUNDERING

@WallStreetApes The farther away it is from the brownoids, the more coveted it is.

This is what it’s like to go apartment hunting this time of year in New York City A real estate agent is hosting an open house in Chelsea, Manhattan. This is the epicenter of New York’s Contemporary Art Scene Imagine going through this just to get an apartment…. Apparently the more you offer the better chance you have to get it

@EndWokeness Public capital punishment time

@PicturesFoIder He should find a cheat code for a new haircut.

This man found a cheat code by clinging to the trains door to cut in line and get a seat first

@ClownWorld $10k wouldn't cover my defense attorney's fees.

$10,000 cash but you have to stay on a Carnival cruise for two weeks. Are you taking it?

@Cory38702438622 @JesseKellyDC No, "supposed to" is dictated by the Constitution.

@NoMoreESG @JesseKellyDC This is NY states business. You live in NY and don’t like it. Then move to a different state. And “supposed to” is why we have elections.

I am legit so excited to watch this whole predictable story play out. It’s like watching Old Yeller for the 20th time. You know what’s coming. But you’re still watching.

@Cory38702438622 @JesseKellyDC There are tons of charities for that. We're not supposed to forced into doing it.

@JesseKellyDC You’re gonna hate that it is successful at getting indigent and poor families basic necessities at affordable cost. God forbid society try to provide necessities at affordable prices to the lowest income/poor people.

@WallStreetApes Maybe just don't take your kid to the doctor every time he has a sore throat or sniffles. We have immune systems.

American says her child was sick, her throat was swollen, so they went to the doctor Everything was going normal, the staff were happy and helpful, until they asked if her daughter was up to date on her vaccines She says no. The mood changed, they became extremely unhelpful and told her she needs to go directly to the emergency room for care Many people in the comments say they have the same experience where all the sudden doctor don’t want to help when you say your child doesn’t do all the recommended vaccines It’s a money grab. They want you to get vaccinated so turn can all make more money, and sending you to the emergency room is more money for the hospital

@feelsdesperate "Going to" We've had Neil deGrasse Tyson for like 15 years

@Xmanme @GarbageHuman24 It's what monkeys do. It is their nature.

Whenever they have to celebrate or mourn something, they start climbing shit. What’s the obsession with climbing every fucking where ?

The suspect who has been alleged to have shot and killed 2 women, and shot and injured a man has been identified as “Olaolukitan Adon Abel”

@MrColionNoir Gun bans are treason and every single person who has written, voted for, or enforced any of them needs to hang