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NoNameAndy

@NoNameAndyyyyyy

5'8 white boy

Indiana, USA เข้าร่วม Mart 2022
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NoNameAndy
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used to be able to get an unbelievably delectable footlong for five dollar now it just a damn gallon of gas #puckeringhole
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@f__airplay “وَلَا تَقْفُ مَا لَيْسَ لَكَ بِهِۦ عِلْمٌ ۚ إِنَّ ٱلسَّمْعَ وَٱلْبَصَرَ وَٱلْفُؤَادَ كُلُّ أُو۟لَـٰٓئِكَ كَانَ عَنْهُ مَسْـُٔولًۭا
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@f__airplay idk i dont read the bible bruh its all on google
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melee players simultaneously believe they are superior to others because of the game they play but also need to concoct narratives where everyone is constantly promoting ult as some great competitive experience that is better than melee
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Saw a lot of Melee vs Ultimate beef (lol) on my feed recently. I think i'm one of the most "qualified" players to speak on the topic, having won large tournaments in Melee, Project M/+, and Ultimate. Gonna try to give genuine insight, so hear me out before getting defensive. Ultimate is a pretty fun game casually. But it's one of the least competitive games i've seen be played competitively. That's not to say you can't get good at the game — it's just that getting good at Ultimate often rewards some sort of degen jank or not interacting, whereas getting good at Melee often rewards difficult execution. From the perspective of someone who has been around the Smash scene for a long time and has been very good at many smash titles, it begins to look silly: In Smash Ultimate, the devs removed every advanced technique they could possibly THINK of (bar b-reversing and RAR?). It's a laundry list. There are even mechanics that were newly removed in Ultimate that had been in the series since Smash64 (shield dropping, pivoting, running through opponents). Not only does the game lack competitive mechanics, it actually has anti-competitive mechanics. The input lag is abysmal. There is noticeably more input lag than in Sm4sh, and the game has double the input lag of Melee AT BEST. Using a gamecube controller is the most common way of playing Ult, yet not even the least laggy! I can understand enjoying buffer systems in fighting games, but Ultimate's buffer system is so bad that it's comical. Most people practice Melee on rollback netcode, whereas Ultimate online — yeah... I realize that a lot of Ultimate players are actually new to Smash/FGC. If you became decent at a different game and came back, you would realize how silly Ult is competitively. EVEN MELEE IS A MICKEY MOUSE GAME HALF THE TIME. Brawl players: "It's the new game, i'm done with Melee." Sm4sh players: "This is the best game in the series by far." Ultimate players: "How were we EVER playing tr4sh?? Can't wait for the new Smash btw." Can you see how exhausting it might seem to hear Ultimate enthusiasts talk about it being the best competitive game?🐏🐑 People will make fun of Melee for lacking character diversity (which is less true now than ever), but it's way less common for people to have legit examples of bad gameplay in Melee. The next up and coming Ult player will be another 13-year-old "prodigy" who mains Minecraft Steve anyway. Melee is one of the most technical fighting games with a dedicated fanbase and a captivating history. Competitive platform fighting games at the scale in which know them today would not exist without SSBM. If Melee is fun to you, play it. If Ultimate is fun to you, play it. But let's not lie to ourselves lol.

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I can't wait for ultimate to die so i can start posting the worst clips you've ever seen in your life and we'll all collectively have to act like they're good because of nostalgia™️ sorry smash 4 players your game isn't cool
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doing research on the original animal crossing's fits when you see it you'll shit bricks
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eating the apple core so i dont have to walk to the trash can #realeater
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ODSY I Scrubbed Out@ScrubbedOut·
This sandwich is fire🔥
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jp players complaining about delay mod is hilarious. yeah man it sure would be a problem if people had really easy and cheap access to practice in a way that other regions couldn't replicate - oh. right
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@Ryu_SSBU_ where would you rank feet ryuoh-san? much love from israel
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every year i spend all winter telling myself that seasonal depression isnt real and then the first day of nice weather happens and i feel true joy and whimsy again
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@emperdew with my lips and also a little tongue
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dude I don't care I AM NOT UPLOADING MY ID TO DISCORD
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when life gives you balls you gotta squeeze em
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@badbunnyfiles pretty good job but i wouldve invited just ONE more artist
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Schu@SchuStats·
Indiana, requirements: 4 Indiana events in the past year and US must be your most played country and IN must be your most played state My Indiana player highlight for January 2026 goes to Birth_Defects! Monthly highlight data is on my patreon (in my profile and at the top of the thread)
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Monthly Regional Top 100s Thread 02/02/2026 SoCal (my home region) requirements: 6 SoCal events in the past 6 months and US must be your most played country and CA must be your most played state My SoCal player highlight for January 2026 goes to DarkLion! Monthly highlight data is on my patreon (in my profile and at the top of the thread)
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when i spill chips i feel like a worthless ugly virgin chud but my dog perceives me as a benevolent hero #sondering
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no youngin' has ever spontaneously become allergic to shellfish this is some real unc shit happening to me
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you either live to twerk or twerk to live
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