Noeleanor Rigby

I've been playing Let's Go Eevee with my 3yr old and her Eevee recently learned the move "Swift". She's been asking to use the move "Taylor" in battles ever since, and it took me like 3 hours of playing to realize that she thinks the Pokémon move "Swift" is "Taylor Swift".

@twalker201 That's because you're really good at your job

3yr old: I'm gonna be the police and mom you play the beef. Me: The beef? Do you mean a thief? Like someone who steals something? 3yr old: .....No. Just the beef

@twalker201 They're doing the bad one?! Disappointing... I would've traveled many miles and paid many dollars just to see a live version of Make Me Happy.

@twalker201 Is your number two song Another room in Your Head??

@twalker201 @jojosuds11 That's the kind of rich I want to be 😭 what cuties

Accidentally started a Gimkit epidemic at my school

I really like this black out poem one of my students made

Me: I played a Cleric last campaign so I'll play another class this campaign Also me: *multiclasses into Cleric at level 9*

When one of the random character prompts for a writing assignment you give your students hits a little too close home

@twalker201 Send it to him in the chat I dare you

@twalker201 Oh no- I only have short rests

@twalker201 omg not this- we have to cast a Gad in a week 😭

@twalker201 @RememberRosily 😢😢😢😢

@twalker201 How do they not know?

Teaching children? 10/10 no notes

@twalker201 The best part of the story is when instead of getting a bank account she said she had places should could hide the money she earned 😂

@twalker201 Violence

@twalker201 You're welcome