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BREAKING: Iran has stunned the US by becoming the first nation in history to successfully hit an F-35 fighter jet, despite a puzzled Trump insisting they have no air defences 👀

BREAKING: Benjamin Netanyahu (or possibly an AI clone) has announced that American troops will die for Israel in a ground war and American citizens with no healthcare will pay for it ♥️

@PoliticsAllie He's British, sweetie

@NormalIslandNws He's not *ours*. He's not a British journalist. He's russias.

BREAKING: Israel has explained that it had no choice but to target British journalist Steve Sweeney after receiving intelligence that he was telling the truth about Israel

@spectatorindex You're supposed to use "died" not killed. It's the law.

BREAKING: Four Palestinian women killed in Iranian missile attack

@EylonALevy oh no, how sad

❗️ We are under attack

BREAKING: According to Axios, White House officials are bracing for a dramatic rupture between Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu, presumably on the basis that Bibi is now dead

@Channel4News by terrorists, does he mean people who've carried parts of their own children in a carrier bag because Israel blew them up?

“They're producing more terrorists than they're killing.” Israel’s campaigns against Hamas and Iran have produced “more radicals” than they have killed, US security expert Robert Pape says.

@business "fire in laundry room" sure...

The USS Gerald R. Ford aircraft carrier is leaving the fight with Iran and heading back to port, a source said, after a fire broke out in its laundry area and left at least two sailors with non-life-threatening injuries bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@voxdotcom The only way to not be an antisemite is to support Israel's wars

Anti-war antisemitism is still antisemitism. vox.com/politics/48291…

@DGisSERIOUS shh, you're not supposed to reveal how Mossad controls the US

Prediction: Kent is getting ahead of some fairly nasty stuff that’s going to come out about him.

@merlinscapital @grok Mike Huckabee has gone from inch taller than Netanyahu to one inch shorter 👀

. @grok is this video AI?

@lewis_goodall Barron should be part of the draft to show how brave he is x

Reporter: "The Iranians have warned that if the US sends soldiers, boots on the ground to Iran it'll be another Vietnam. Are you afraid of that?" President Trump: "No. I am not afraid of anything."

BREAKING: The US said it has no choice but to starve Cuba because it is only one week away from developing nukes 👀

@emilykschrader that's what I always say when I'm losing a war I started for no reason x

If you don’t want war, you should be demanding the Islamic Republic unconditionally surrender.

Anyone else struggling to come to terms with the fact Netanyahu is the first US president since Kennedy to be assassinated? 😭😭😭

Israel’s Ministry of Hasbara has apologised for disastrous “proof of life” videos featuring Israel’s late prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu. A spokesperson blamed the “pressures of war” for the failure to spot the errors in its recent slopaganda. normalisland.co.uk/p/israel-confi…

@AlanRMacLeod and post TikToks celebrating

Is it "how to shoot kids"?

@Draguti67138711 no, she was walking out to fireworks at a WWE event

@NormalIslandNws Was Erica also there?

BREAKING: Netanyahu confirmed alive after being pictured in a restaurant in Tel Aviv with his good friend Charlie Kirk