Larry David

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

can’t wait til people find out you can find rivals characters annoying even if they are the most dogshit character in the roster

Is Erectile Dysfunction permanent?

"This Japanese fighting game is awfully Japanese, please make it more Western" *game gets changed* *doesn't play it and moves on*

Tongue to your gooch, name a vegetable 🎤

🇨🇳 Brutal hostage situation in China … little boy was held at gunpoint in demand for sweets

“Ok guys we need to tell our audience our character is Hispanic” Hazbin hotel:

🚨‼️ BREAKING: FBI Director Kash Patel's Gmail account was hacked by Iranian nation-state hackers. They have published his entire inbox, including mails on his home in India, private life, personal data, business dealings and travel history (Havana, Cuba!).

🚨WATCH: Druski MOCKS Erika Kirk in VIRAL new skit. I’ve laughed at Druski for years, the dude is genuinely funny. But there’s a line between comedy and being tone deaf. Mocking Erika Kirk who lost her husband in the most tragic way for the whole world to see just isn't right. You don’t have to cancel him… but you also don’t have to support it.

That time Whoopi Goldberg shut LaToya up for exposing too much on The View (2011)

gun to your head name a reason to live

Alligators survive in frozen swamps by sticking their noses through the ice to breathe. Reptiles shut down their metabolism, and they don't need to eat their heart rate slows down, their digestive system slows down, and they just sit and wait for the heat.

Fitgirlrepack putting up MJ numbers rn my God

Nikola Jokic is now 15 triple-doubles away from passing Russ for the most in NBA HISTORY 🤯

If ya blunt don’t look like this don’t pass it to me 🤣🤷🏾‍♀️

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇱 "Insulting Israel is like insulting my wife" - U.S. Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee