Bob

“𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨, 𝙮’𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬, 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙄 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡 𝙞𝙣𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙗𝙖𝙙 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨, 𝙮’𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬?”

"No you weren't there was a hot girl who just walked by."

" Nothin' , Bobby — don't you get all worked up . "

there’s the sound of glass breaking in the kitchen, then a toaster shaped hole in the window with a little trail of black smoke in it’s wake. it’s time for a 𝒏𝒆𝒘 toaster for the tower that isn’t as old as she is.

Her name isn't skunk. Stop ..

"No, not even talking about you bro."

ᅟ 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 .. aim for the head . ᅟ

"Woah she is hot bro."

Peter Parker??? Is spiderman????? Yall just be saying anybody’s spiderman these days.

“Funny enough.. while you have 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 predictability to you, you’re probably one of the more unpredictable people I’ve met recently.”