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jerk your penis, the value of which fluctuates based on market conditions

grandmother just sent me this with no context

Estrogen Beckons Me

we’ re costco guys. We kill because it feels good

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I’m imagining it and he’d probably be screaming loud as fuck 😭😭Or maybe he’d be feeling nothing at all

Mom left me a voicemail

Sometimes i want to tear the top part of Thomas’s head off just to see what would happen

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Wait next month. NO im NOT GAY

WHEN

My dad used to cover me in tar

the beef jerky from dollar tree is people

My ceiling fan just fell on my head and then someone shot me in the stomach and then a bear mauled me to death

My personal bathroom is none of your business

It’s literally not even that fucking hard to Guess

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I reply to Redd Heir Wings emails to me with this picture attached and it works everytime

I already know im gonna die bit when i do i wannt to stick my middle finger up before getting shot in the head