Nutshack Woodman @JEROMEFest

Hot like a parked car

someone told me i spelled quagmire wrong. how was i supposed to know its spelled like the pokemon.

well my birthday is over. and i watched the cleveland show on siivagunner. sigh.

im so hungary. for birthday cake !! yum yum yum aamazing lovely huzzah

@2ndJimm i wouldnt be

@NutshackW what if you were evil

Its my BIRTHDAY!!!!! YAAAAAAY!

ok. so theres like this hillbilly guy. and the bear of course. i heard kanye west was on here once. what episode is that? i want to hear cleveland jr rap like in the youtube shorts i saw on tv

well i guess cleveland has a new wife. it makes sense after quagmeyer had nasty sex with his nasty ex wife. good for you cleveland. maybe you can have a new world to enjoy. unlike me.

I looked at siivagunner's channel. He isnt even doing april fools day this year. i hate him. when does he ever do anything cool? I even looked into the coming hours of uploads and theres not even anything good. Siivagunner betrayed me in particular. im going to cry!!!

@2ndJimm the fuck is that

@NutshackW why dont you fw underswap

April fools day today is mine

im sorry. i didnt mean it. im sorry. im sorry. IM SORRY. OK IM SORRY. PLEASE DONT HURT ME!!!!

im ok

HELP!!! HELP!!! HELP!!!! OH MY GOD IT HURTS!!! HELP!!!

I feel today surging through me. YES!

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. Do you love me? Do you love me? Do you love me? please? We all celebrate this mighty day! A child born on a certain APRIL day under a certain sky shall come to be. The alignment began and thus resulted. Welcome to my world. Do you love me?

i write so many stories. more than you. you cant imagine my powers

I WONDER WHATS FOR DINNER

i am today and tomorrow. and always. AMEN!