HOOKSY

@lelulovexo Ugly dog

Are you ready to be seduced?? 😈

Dear Graeme Swann... #ashes

80's classic on @gochannel #FerrisBueller

oh geez it's Valentine's Day 2mro & i haven't even got a female stranger tied up in my basement dressed like my ex yet. #bettergrabonetoday

Masturbating is singlehandedly the best thing ever.

As far as I'm concerned, boat people from the Middle East are more Australian than Foster's beer.

As a boy I dreamt of playing in a Boxing Day Test but then I discovered drugs sluts & alcohol and cricket took a backseat #noregrets #AUSvSL

Great day for drinking @Vic_Bitter and watching the @CricketAus #AUSvSA

Loving the new @Vic_Bitter #bigdrinkingsession

Rambo3 on 7mate #fuckyeh

Horse Name Generator: Find out what your name would be if you were a horse! twitpic.com/b8czs5

donno about you @Rosco1973 but I'm more looking forward to r2 n1 #prontopronto

Clinton Young has left the Hawks and is on his way to the Pies

Australian women have sex on the first date more than women the same age in the U.S. and Canada.

@jamiebain10 stop right there!! Bella needs to go home #timetopackyourbags

thanks to James Bond movies every time I meet a hot foreign chick I think she's gonna fuck me within 24 hours then betray me

@Vika_Andreeva Muscatello tiny.cc/ls8jlw

@mmeals Tipple alturl.com/rg9r7

@Lay_Exoboth Gragson tinyurl.com/bpenqao