Evil Mark

Time for a poll….Would you purchase blankets from @SCUMLSP

@KampHotMeat17 @CalllmeMrKrugr Only because you asked me to!

@CalllmeMrKrugr @OGEvilMark He grabbed my dick.

I’m going to charge @CalllmeMrKrugr $219 for a meet and greet at the Tech show in May.

@CalllmeMrKrugr @KampHotMeat17 That cost extra.

@KampHotMeat17 @OGEvilMark Did you pinch his ass or nipple?

@IDKIDC504 That’s like watching Intervention while drinking beers but more healthy.

I’m a few pounds overweight but my life is so fucking awesome that I’m literally incapable of feeling bad about it, even when some absolute beneath nobody man on the internet tries to make me 😂

@CalllmeMrKrugr You should feel blessed. I charged @KampHotMeat17 $500.

@OGEvilMark Just to say hi for 3 seconds and then get the good old fashioned “move the fuck on”🤣

This has Gone on Long Enough

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Hey kids, start doing drugs, so you don't get drafted.

@KampHotMeat17 Don’t let @juggaloworld421 see this!

I finally got McDonald's money, but McDonald's ain't safe to eat anymore.

@KampHotMeat17 @ynot_lunchbox77

Trying to go see the God Bullies tonight!!! @ynot_lunchbox77 should pull up. He doesn't like South West Michigan tho. 🤪🤣🤪

Grill wouldn’t start but some how accomplished some hot meat with no propane…

Chuck Norris held a 183-10-2 record and was a 6x world champion in full contact bare knuckle karate. On top of that, he beat heavyweight kickboxing world champion Joe Lewis 3 consecutive times and also had a brutal sparring match with undefeated kickboxing world champion, Bill Superfoot Wallace, that lasted an hour and a half. According to Wallace, they practically stalemated and "beat the crap out of each other". Chuck was trained in kickboxing/boxing by Benny The Jet Urquidez and was also trained in BJJ by the Gracies and Machados for 20 years. Even being able to submit Carlos Machado himself on occasion. Chuck had a 315 Ibs bench press at 180 lbs bodyweight and was said to have a grip back in the day that nobody could escape from because he was so strong. Even Jean Claude Van Damme said he'd never fight Chuck Norris, despite being a kickboxing world champion himself. Chuck held a 10th degree black belt in Chun Kuk Do, a 9th degree black belt in Tang Soo Do, an 8th degree black belt in Taekwondo, a 5th degree black belt in Karate, a 3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and a black belt in Judo. Rest in peace, Chuck!

Heroes get remembered, but legends never die! Rest in Power, Chuck Norris!

It's time for one last pull of Conan O'Brien's Walker, Texas Ranger Lever. Rest in peace, Chuck Norris.

I’m crying 😭

@IDKIDC504 I’m assuming it’s like this, right?

I’ve never done the iPhone bump thing with someone 🤭

@juggaloworld421 You should have named your fish Mr. Waffles and your cat Colonel Biscuits.