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@TonyHinchcliffe I needs me some tickets for the April 27 show!! I’m driving from Fl and have 6k people ahead of me trying to get tickets…for the love of the comedy gods bless me w 2 tickets.

@redban @KILLTONY Need tha code..hit me w the Rasta pasta

THIS WEDNESDAY AT NOON CST - TICKET DROP! @KILLTONY comedymothership.com

@madflavor Walking to my own theme music

Its a beautiful day to let a motherfucker know……You’re not fucking around today

@kevin_nealon Duct tape fixes everything

Got a name for my comedy tour? Add it in the comments. I’ll pick one and make it official.

@madflavor You doing a meet n greet ? Driving 8-9 hours to see ya again.

We’re a month out…..Florida…..Get ready to Rock!

@madflavor I’m driving 8 hours south to come see ya in Sept…

Its Tuesday…..…You’re walking in with a Big Dick and a Smile!

@elonmusk FSD transfer, all the time would be great too!

The Apple headphones are great

@TimwelchMT If they clap and echo…

Lots of fake butt cheeks around these parts, not sure about it. #Miami

@RepresentLTD 🦃💯

THANKFUL, to the REAL ONES who always rock with us… we appreciate you 💯 DROP a 🦃💯 comment below, we will select one person at random to send a CARE PACKAGE (US only) 👇👇👇 #represent

@TheoVon Say way I feel about planes

Fuck paper straws. They are the dumbest thing ive ever seen. Trying to drink liquid through a piece of paper is dumb as fuck.

@HorrorNightsORL Crowds and long lines

what was ur fav scare this year

@molekuleair Can we get a sale on the filters? They’ve almost doubled since I’ve been a customer

The early bird gets the savings. Shop the Early Black Friday Sale and stock up on clean air for your friends, your family, and yourself. Ends 11/3: molekule.biz/46BvimR

@MichaelBlackson Goto @JakesHotel they’ll treat you right

Landed in Montego Bay yesterday but had our room booked in Negril, had no idea Negril was almost 2 hr drive or take some taxi plane but we decided to cancel and find a resort in Montego Bay. The one we wanted was sold out and we ended up somewhere we not happy with but we will make the best out of it. About to go enjoy this beautiful weather

#ufotwitter ***MUST WATCH*** This will turn out to be the 1st sound of a NHI & craft ever recorded (audio). Thanks to a RING camera.

Everyone on #ufotwitter needs to watch this. This is the young man who made the 911 phone call to Las Vegas police regarding the ETs in his backyard. By all accounts, this seems almost like another 1955 Kelly-Hopkinsville UFO landing case but that literally took place about a month ago. H/T: @BrookeToHimself for the link. youtu.be/BdsYfGvIznM - When the object landed, he felt a shockwave, vision became blurry -Ring cam footage of sound when object hit the ground. Crazy - The mom sounds scared and runs away from backyard gate. Anyone know what she is saying? Not sure of the language. - Found the ET hiding behind a forklift in their backyard. When he looked at it in the eyes, he couldn't move. Could hear the ET breathing, and its stomach moving. Paralysis went away after the ET stopped looking at him. - Family went inside the house now. While they waited for the police, they heard footsteps in backyard area together with loud whisperings; also heard footsteps on the roof #ufotwitter #uaptwitter

He was fucking him up at the end in the blindfold hitting game. lmao 💀😂😂😂😂

‼️ Hand-glider in Garden Ridge, Texas captures Metapod UFO (#UFOTwitter #UFO #UFOs #UFOSightings #UAPTwitter #UAPs #UAP)

10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF FKM | OG CHUNK | LIMITED PRE-ORDER | FRIDAY JUNE 2ND | 12 NOON PST | FATKIDMAFIA.COM Tee and Crewneck 🍽️ Thank you for 10 years of FKM. No better way to celebrate than to drop the tee that got it really going. You’re all appreciated -Based

Then cross the street

Calling yourself the baddest man on the planet from across the street, who does that? Lol