Andre Agony

Called someone a cock knocker today

@culture_coffin I wish I could protect you from her. I’m sorry.

to be known is to be loved

Never been less excited about anything.

Seasoned fries always Potatoes are a blank page Compose a poem

The amount of times it’s made me laugh out loud while alone…

Shoresy is one of the greatest tv shows of all time.

I am a white millennial aged male who likes rap. And that means I have the measurement for the circumference of my head memorized.

@culture_coffin And thank you and I love you

@OGoriginalguy jake has more of an ogre quality to him. logan at least mostly looks human

imagine the chuds in the paul brothers’ pr department in a west wing-esque situation room panicking after the uglier one tweeted out his real thoughts without running it by them and having to come up with some brother vs. brother clickbait shit before settling on “i was hacked”

@culture_coffin Got it. I thought both of their tweets could have been a reality slip. One accidentally showing he’s truly evil and the other accidentally showing he has a heart. I wouldn’t trust a single thing either of them has said.

@culture_coffin No. Thank you

@OGoriginalguy thank you

Dumb, talentless, corny, unfunny cowards is the world’s biggest problem rn. I don’t think this is a hot take or profound. Just distilling the issue.

@d_10R10 @annamlulis It’s this. It’s nonsense words for idiots to regurgitate.

@annamlulis Hey just curious, what the fuck does any of this even mean?

Vance is one of the most powerful people on earth, yet he’s single-handedly humanizing fatherhood. He just showed up to the Winter Olympics hand in hand with his kids. This is exactly the kind of role model America needs.

Autocorrect really wants me to crash my car lately

@culture_coffin And clicking unsubscribe doesn’t even get you unsubscribed half the time. Having email is one of life’s little prisons.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to click ‘unsubscribe’ 10 times a day on the computer that lives in my pocket

Rewatching invincible S3

I’d do anything to never hear Aaron Paul’s voice again.

Enough with the fucking bingo card.

Ever poop so much you wish you had weighed yourself before hand? Yea…me neither…

@culture_coffin You’re the only one who understands me

@OGoriginalguy man this is so fucking real

My location is turned off on everything but I’m just at work. Not hard to find.