Fantastic News of Middlesbrough

Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : Boro captain, Dael Fry, broke off his engagement to fiancee, Christine Deggs, when she declared that she wanted any future children to have a double barrelled surname. #Boro #Middlesbrough #MFC

@GaryAPhilipson Are you actually driving the bus, Gary?

Morning y’all! Top deck, front seat for all the bus fun! #BusBantz

@Jacxdad3376 Indeed, peace and love, Mark.

Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : The 1980s Specials hit Ghost Town was originally going to be called Grangetown after a suburb on the outskirts of Middlesbrough. #Middlesbrough #Boro #thespecials

Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : Middlesbrough man, Peter Cumble, who has fathered 103 children with 15 different women, is thought to be the only man in the country with 3 testicles. #Middlesbrough #Boro

Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : In 1985, 2 rival Middlesbrough gangs, the Linthorpe Ladies and the Marton Mums, joined forces to stop the Redcar Rotters taking over the town and getting all the best parmos. #Middlesbrough #Boro

Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : Since becoming a parent, Boro's very own Steph McGovern has completely given up the fags, vapes, cigars, recreational drugs, methampthetamine, alcohol and caviar, and now looks amazing. She still enjoys the occasional parmo, however. #Middlesbrough

@mickldo AIUMF. An Indisputable UMF, which is the most important type of UMF apart from the other more important types of which there are 3.

@OfMiddlesbrough Fact🤔

Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : Emmanuel Pogatetz is the hardest Austrian ever to play for the Boro. #Boro #UTB #Middlesbrough

@MalcolmKidd1 Sometimes 110%, Malcolm even if it mathematically impossible.

@OfMiddlesbrough Decent player and always gave 100% for the shirt.

@theunrooligan Great picture, Andy. Thanks. Where was this? How does he feel about being the subject of a record breaking number of Terrys in a football chant, ever?🤔

Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : In the 1970/80s when Boro fans sang, 'We've got Terry Terry Terry Terry Cochrane on our wing, on our wing, Terry, Terry Cochrane, Terry Cochrane on our wing', it is still the highest number of Terry's in any football chant ever. #Boro #UTB

Hi Mick. He was probably just a bit overexcited at signing for the Boro and apparently had just had a Mars Bar so wasn’t that hungry, although that’s not excuse not to be thinking about parmos. Maybe we’ve got it wrong and you’re right which means we’re not right.

Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : According to people who were actually there at the time, the first words Juninho said after signing for the Boro were, 'Okay, so when do we get to f**k up the mackems and the geordies?' #Boro #MFC #Middlesbrough

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@OfMiddlesbrough Hahaha Qaulity

Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : Boro keeper, Sol Brynn, recently declared that the reason his parents called him Sol, meaning sun in Spanish, was because the day after he was born it rained for 40 days non-stop. #Boro #Middlesbrough #MFC

@AshT2889 @Twe12thman This is very good!👍

After Xmas? For many years it’s been so blue Pulis, Monk and Woodgate too, Edward’s I don’t care about you It’s Hellberg I’m in love Sometimes it can fall apart Aitors ending broke my heart Strachan please don’t even start It’s Hellberg I’m in love @Twe12thman #boro

Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : Even though Kim Hellberg's Boro have won their last 4 league games, 63.2% of Boro fans still cry into their milk at night at the departure of the former manager to Wolves. Do they f*ck. F*ck off. #Boro @MFC #Middlesbrough

Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : According to people who actually know, when they're feeling a bit lonely on a cold winter's night, former Boro stars Neil Maddison and Bernie Slaven Facetime and recite poetry to each other. #Middlesbrough #Boro

Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : Boro left back, Matt Targett, is so hard that he regularly offers out opposition right wingers to a fight in the car park after the game. #Boro #MFC #Middlesbrough

@utb_smith Thinking about you, Matt.