Horace Wimp

My goal in life is to eat a big slice of pizza off a paper plate that is a little too small for the pizza and drink a cold can of coke

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@animalkyat “You know, Miyazaki predicted all this”

俺のチャリにバカでかい鳥止まってて帰れないんだけどww

@KINILIX That’s my giant muscular shoulder

@OffDaPerc50 who dat in da mirror 👀

I guess there was a reason this toilet paper was so cheap

@tonyhawktruther And she probably didn’t hear so much as a thank you! He probably said “ummm where’s dinner?” Clown World!!

Meanwhile her bum-ass boyfriend, was probably sitting on his ass playing video games the whole time… Seriously! You can’t make this stuff up!

ESOBB: Empty Stomach One Beer Buzz: when it’s still a few hours out until dinner but you crack one open with the roomies to unwind

Matt Rifes “jokes” are offensive to comedy itself.

@autogynefiles My uncle trained really hard for the Olympics he was gonna go but he didn’t want to forget his roots

@OffDaPerc50 No you dont

Soldier and Olympic athlete are the two main career paths for trans women. And now we’re banned from both. We’re fucked girls

I like that although most video games they make the characters ethnicity undisclosed, nintendo is just "This plumber? He's italian. Oh yeah and the fox that flies a space ship? Irish."

@autogynefiles Because you have to train really hard to be an Olympian and/or soldier

@OffDaPerc50 What?

My name is anderdingus

The “night boat to Cairo” music video makes my roommate aggressive and violent because I play it too much

@kittensforever_ @u_m_a_m_i I fully believe that. Grace is so scared that he has to be sedated to join the team and wakes up with everyone else dead and despite that, he gets to work. Rocky was condescending and snarky but showed time and again that he really did care about the mission and Grace

@OffDaPerc50 @u_m_a_m_i practical effects ill give you. the ship design is quite stellar, but a "9/10 with layered characters" really????

Out of 10, how much of Project Hail Mary is “a quirk chungus in space?” The reviews are suspiciously high.

@fwbonnie__ Bro teddie chilllll the huzzz is watching!!!!!! We gotta scoooore

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@ClayTravis If you think that Charlie Kirk was a prominent leader and that this is not a 1 to 1 recreation of her response, then you need to wake up and smell the coffee

Erika Kirk’s husband was assassinated in September. It’s March & a black comedian is putting on white face & mocking her in a video. Honest question, if a prominent black leader had been assassinated & a white comedian put on blackface & mocked his widow, what would happen?

@greaserburger Did you remove the problematic/ uncomfy scenes?

Your Daily Dose of Leftist Soprano Memes Sir

@MattCouture5 Can you imagine if a black woman mourned their husband by selling merchandise and throwing Taylor swift style pep rallies?

The nascar video was funny. It was harmless humor and that’s why most white people didn’t care This is too far though. Beyond the blatant racism, you’re mocking a widow who had her husband assassinated in front of the world. Imagine a white person dressing up as a “black liberal women” to mock them and posting it on the internet…

Don't worry, our Sora is just fine